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Old 10-29-2008, 12:50 PM
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I smoked some og-platinum-kush with my friend, and so we're sitting there uber stoned and he randomly askss me "so are you still on a diet?", and I replied "Yeah, I've had more chicken breast in my mouth than a Roster Pornstar!" haha It was one of those things you just say. I really hope I'm the first person to ever make that statement....well we thought it was hilarious =)
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cool man. awesome.
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ye p u have been smoken abit ha lol
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hah i was expecting way worst!! good job hippie
 

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