hey jsut wondering if anyone had some poems about marijuana i have a couple:
if everybody got a bong
and smoked a lot of weed,
then everyone would get along
and end all of our greed.

nother one is:
weed is good, weed is great,
weed makes me want to masturbate

and my last one is:
when i got high,
i felt pretty fly.
when i got stoned,
i felt big-boned.
when i came down,
i wore a frown.
but i fixed this wrong
with a hit from my bong.

tell me what you think and add to it.

weed weed its good for your head
the more you smoke the less youll dread
the less you stress the better youll feel
so smoke some weed sonny, itll make you SQUEAL!

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My ego's like my stomach,it keeps shitting what i feed it

I planted a seed
It grew into some weed
I bought it ferts, nutes and lights
And my little plant became such a sight!
I watered it well from my little pale
Then went to sex it....goddamn, it's a male.

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Now that I've made you laugh,Sign my petition.
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YES

okay

one seed two seed three seed four
one died from being fried
with miracale grow soil
one got burnt , the other one drowned
boy that sure did make me frown
now im left with just one, yes one
happily growing in the sun
thinking about how much fun
and how much bud ill have when its done!

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My ego's like my stomach,it keeps shitting what i feed it

I smoke pot. I think I smoke alot. I sneezed and out came snott.
I grow weed cause I hava a need .... to burn green buds in my bong.

Lol, I don't know why but I lol'd at this hard.

"Sweet Leaf"

ALRIGHT NOW!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize
I can't forget you, for your surprise
you introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind

I love you, Oh you know it

My life was empty, forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear

Come on now, try it out

Straight people don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
you gave to me a new belief
and soon the world will love you sweet leaf

Sweet Leaf- Black Sabbath. Any band who dedicates a song to weed like this is a band I like lol...Rock on Sabbath...rock on.

Mary Jane, she's my best friend,
She's always been good to me,
She come and take all my troubles away,
She dont stray too far from the west end,
She's always been close to me,
When she's around i just drift away

High Grade, High Grade
Is the type of love that she give to me
High Grade, High Grade
I need her each and every day
High Grade, High Grade
Come check me today, i need the
High Grade, High Grade

Mary Jane, thats my best friend
She's always been good to me
She come and take all my troubles away
And some people say I'll learn my lesson
Shes not right and shes not good for me
But please dont take my Mary Jane away
High Grade, High Grade
-"Mary Jane" - Collie Buddz

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I LIGHT THIS SPLIFF

weed, weed, the magical fruit
the more you toke the more you choke
...............okay that's all I got

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LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG JOKE, SO IF YOUR NOT LAUGHIN, DON'T WORRY GOD'S STILL LAUGHING AT YOU

Say my life is in a sewer
I'd say I'm a connoisseur
Sometimes I can be picky
While searching for the sticky
But when the day is done and my blunt is rolled
I'll be a happy man, especially if you match a bowl

Some smoke meth, some smoke crack, some inject heroin in their back
Some take doses, some take speed, some like to eat some ecstasy
Whatever you're on and you want to get higher
Just take a hit of this multiplier