What no haikus?

marijuana plants,
We have consumed other plants,
So why not this one?

There are many strains,
Please just remember to smoke
Indo indoors, kay?

There is a cocroach in my pad
who walks about like jack the lad
I sez hey cocky whats the score
he sez 'hey man' & through me some draw

So we sat all night laughing & joking
building some spliffs & doing some smoking
didnt get to bed till quarter to 11
didnt wake up till quarter past 7

When i woke up cocky was there
snorting some wizz from off the chair
i sez hey cocky hows about a sorter
he sez easy man & threw me a quarter

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Iv only ever been stoned once....the last 24 years

Greed is the need when not growing from seed when you sew
row after row your fans drone for the clones below
Fraught with worry you hurry to not make haste
if you are caught your time is a waste
Wishing your crop would pick up the pace
finishing first is the start of the race
Time to relax as you weigh out your sacks
backs and fronts are when you make tracks
Delivery is crucial come tomorrow or next day
start it all over even before you get pay
Ears hoping to hear a kind person say
"I'm fuckin stoned... "


Yah well what do you want?

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Be Polite, Be Patient, Be Planting.