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Old 04-14-2007, 11:22 AM
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God locks 3 men in 3 seperate rooms for 1 year
the first guy is addicted to alcohol, so god locks him in a room with all the alcohol that'll last him 1 year of drinking
the second guy is addicted to sex so god locks him in a room with all the women that'll last him 1 year of sex
the third guy is addicted to weed so god locks him in a room with all the weed he can smoke in 1 year
1 year later......
god opens the first door and the first guy comes out & says "thats it! I'm never drinking again!"
god opens the second door and the second guy comes out & says "IM GAY!"
but when god opened the third & final door all he finds is a stoner sitting in a room full of weed crying!
when god asked him what was wrong the stoner looks up and says "I dont have a lighter!"

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Old 04-14-2007, 12:25 PM
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funny but som1 posted it the other day
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Old 04-14-2007, 12:38 PM
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LOL. how true. I would cry while holding weed god gave me too if i had no lighter.

or maybe i'd just eat it!!! muahahahahha!
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Old 04-14-2007, 03:12 PM
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lol yeah I heard that like a year ago
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:59 PM
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Not havin a lighter sucks big time. I left school this morning with a friend who said he'd match me.. we got to our place and realized he had a lighter with no fluid left. Needless to say I found another friend (with a lighter) an hour later.
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:00 AM
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i would take two huge stems and rub them together till i made fire.lol
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:08 AM
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word, id say fux the lighter and eat it all.
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Old 05-09-2007, 08:03 AM
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i would just start eating all of it
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yup, chow time...
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Old 05-23-2007, 08:45 AM
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