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God locks 3 men in 3 seperate rooms for 1 year
the first guy is addicted to alcohol, so god locks him in a room with all the alcohol that'll last him 1 year of drinking the second guy is addicted to sex so god locks him in a room with all the women that'll last him 1 year of sex the third guy is addicted to weed so god locks him in a room with all the weed he can smoke in 1 year 1 year later...... god opens the first door and the first guy comes out & says "thats it! I'm never drinking again!" god opens the second door and the second guy comes out & says "IM GAY!" but when god opened the third & final door all he finds is a stoner sitting in a room full of weed crying! when god asked him what was wrong the stoner looks up and says "I dont have a lighter!" SAD BUT FUNNY!
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funny but som1 posted it the other day
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LOL. how true. I would cry while holding weed god gave me too if i had no lighter.
or maybe i'd just eat it!!! muahahahahha!
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Not havin a lighter sucks big time. I left school this morning with a friend who said he'd match me.. we got to our place and realized he had a lighter with no fluid left. Needless to say I found another friend (with a lighter) an hour later.
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i would take two huge stems and rub them together till i made fire.lol
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I'd sit and smell it & I'd make fire some how.
Mr. Dro
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