The Home Depot Gnome
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One time we me and some friends smoked and wanted to do fire wire. So we went to home depot to get some wire and steel wool. It was nightfall As we pulled up, I started bugging really bad(lol). I go to home depot almost every other day for my job, and i kept saying, "NO dude, I dont wanna go in! It's WAY too big, its fucking HUGE and theres so much shit in it, I just wanna stay here!" just the massiveness of home depot was freaking me out for some reason. They made me go in,and once i walked in i immediately took a breath and wandered off peacefully, looking for the wire.
As i was walking I saw something I could describe as nothing less of a gnome! This gnome was wearing a home depot aprin, as if he worked there. He turned a corner as I tried not to laugh. I walked down an isle with ropes and stuff, and saw him walk by again, this time pushing a wheel barrow filled with magic logs. At This point i think i cracked a laugh. Because i was high, i was a bit perfectionist and decided to find and get real wire and have it cut for me. Once again I saw this gnome, He must have been about 5'1. But he had this MASSIVE solid gnome beared coming to nearly his waist, causing him to look even smaller. I got my wire, as the foreign guy cutting it sang to himself "dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. Once again, I saw this gnome, with his long hair tied back in a pony tail I cracked up and laughed all the way out of the store. I asked my 3 friends if they saw the gnome, to my amazement, they didnt!
I still have yet to see the Home Depot Gnome again. But some say(me) if you go into that certain Home Depot at Night, there is a chance the gnome can be spotted wheeling his magical logs and dealing his gnome business with the Home Depot company.
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09-08-2008, 07:22 PM
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