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Old 09-06-2008, 06:06 PM
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.....Brian's leg hit the bong, sending it flying through the air. Time slowed. I looked at Brian as he noticed his mistake and began to fall backward. I looked at Nick as his mouth widened, arms reached out and yelled, "No MY BONG!". Pat was not paying attention or caring. Then I looked at the bong. It flew in my direction, coming to the left side of my head. For reasons beyond me, in the heat of this split second moment, i began to stand, extend my fist, excrete a DBZ like yell, and in the most epic moment punched the bong in mid air causing it to explode! Becoming forever, "The time Kenny Punched The Bong!". or as Pat said, "oh yeah the time kenny was being a fag, you know, punchin bongs". We later agreed that the bong was damaged anyway when Brian kicked it, rendering it broken regardless should i have attempted to catch it like a sensible human.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:15 PM
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You did not punch the bong. Dude, what were you thinking?
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:20 PM
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da fuck? that must of been funny as hell
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must do a reenactment for youtube
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hahahahhaha that mustve been intense, i can totally see time slowing down and the bong flying through the air like in cartoons and whatnot
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HAHA!! I'm not even high and that was one of the funniest stories i've heard!
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