So last weekend me and 3 friends were hitting the bong, before this we already had 2 joints so we were fucked up, well it turns to my friend who i just got smoking literally a few weeks ago, we taught him how to rip the bong but obviously not well enough....so my other friend was sitting to the side of him were the slide was facing, my friend takes a rip off the bong and it was to big, but instead of pulling out of the bong he stays there and coughs into it, the water comes spraying out of slide area and my friend gets soaked, what makes it funnier is the bong is blue and we named it squirtle (because 1 its a little squirt and 2 we were high when we made the name watching pokemon)and the moment my friend does it my other friend yells out "SQUIRTLE HYDRO PUMP!" it was the funniest moment of my life

Also another night during last weekend after we were already high and we dumped the rancid bong water, i went to fill it up and it was fine and my friend was testing it to see if it was good and for 5 mins we couldnt figure out it wasnt working and then i asked him if he was sucking or blowing and he was blowing rofl

Good times man
Peace,
NG

Hahaha is pretty hilarious lol. I remember when my mate was doing Salvia for the first time, took a hit and zoned out instantly. Tipped the bong water all over the fucking floor hahaha had to scrub it to get the bong water out of there it was hilarious.

Since you mentioned Salvia I received a big fat bag of the dried leaves for Christmas last year. I love it but not all the time;I mean I don't smoke it like I do the ganja.The rest of it (maybe half once of so) is still around and I have just kept it in a bag. Is there a better way to keep it? How would you recommend using it after such a long time or does it make any difference?Any insight you can provide would be much appreciated. Peace

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Why are you writing so big there Joint face?

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Good seed, dirt, light, water, what's the big deal?

By the way where in the hell did you get that Fat bag of salvia from your Momma?

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Crazy lady!!!!!!!!!

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I am writing so big because my eyes are barely open after smoking the ganja-

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THAT WSA FUNNY CHIT

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Funny story man. I had a homie who was drunk,a nd went to hit the bong and he pulled so hard that he sucked up all the water. That shit was extra funny cuz we were also trippin balls.

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Prolly so I can read it.

Novice, you made me laugh out loud, good thing I wasn't drinkin' my coffee. Squirtle. Squirtle. Skwerr-tuhl. squirtle. turtle. Maybe I should get stoned, but I'm watching my ounce get smaller and smaller and smaller.

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