What the most memorable sexial experience you have ever had? - Page 9

Stoney McFried · #81 05-05-2008, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Zekedogg

So did you have a hairy mofo, one thet liked fucking sheep or animal and another that had a malfunction with his pecker....Damn Id make a killing off of that autobiography

Well if you really must know...I had a drunken sexual encounter with a guy I had worked with a few months...My brother's best friend inquired as to what his name was as he was driving down the road...when my brother told him, he placed his head in his hands and nearly went off the road. Screaming, my brother grabbed the wheel and said..."WHAT! WHAT DID I SAY!?" His friend mumbled..."We caught that guy fucking a sheep in high school. SO later that evening, my brother strools in with a grin like a cheshire cat....he proceeds to tell me the story...and then he asks..." SO>>>>did he make you wear a wool sweater?" Alos the sasquatch was nearly seven foot tall and looked like he had Chewbacca glued to his ass...when he farted it was like a party favor....ANd there were gentlemen whose penises, if dipped in ink, would have made fine tattoo needles.

stumpsx2@hotmail.com · #82 05-05-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 40acres

was it hard to get the lightbulb out of your ass?

to friggin funny

RandomJesus · #83 05-06-2008, 12:23 AM

I was 17 and a frustrated MILF taught me the ropes over
a summer. Ah yes the summer of blow jobs.

CanadianCoyote · #84 05-06-2008, 01:37 AM

Like a party favor ... damn, that still has me giggling.

You seriously need to write that book.

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Originally Posted by Stoney McFried

Well if you really must know...I had a drunken sexual encounter with a guy I had worked with a few months...My brother's best friend inquired as to what his name was as he was driving down the road...when my brother told him, he placed his head in his hands and nearly went off the road. Screaming, my brother grabbed the wheel and said..."WHAT! WHAT DID I SAY!?" His friend mumbled..."We caught that guy fucking a sheep in high school. SO later that evening, my brother strools in with a grin like a cheshire cat....he proceeds to tell me the story...and then he asks..." SO>>>>did he make you wear a wool sweater?" Alos the sasquatch was nearly seven foot tall and looked like he had Chewbacca glued to his ass...when he farted it was like a party favor....ANd there were gentlemen whose penises, if dipped in ink, would have made fine tattoo needles.

CanadianCoyote · #85 05-06-2008, 01:38 AM

Fuuuck me! I could use a frustrated MILF right about now....

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Originally Posted by RandomJesus

I was 17 and a frustrated MILF taught me the ropes over
a summer. Ah yes the summer of blow jobs.

KidCreole · #86 05-20-2008, 11:35 AM

When I was 18, my gf's best friend got married to her childhood sweetheart. all the pretty stuff must have exicted her cuz she was extra touchy feeley all nite. when i droped her back off at her house,(she was a year younger than me) i leaned in to give her a goodnite kiss. we ended up fucking in my car in front of her parents house with everybody there. the next day she had to go to her gyno bcuz she was really hurting, turns out i had bruised her cervix and the area all around it... BEST WEDDING EVER

CanadianCoyote · #87 05-20-2008, 07:39 PM

TAQUITOS! And a clown with NO head!

cream8 · #88 05-20-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KidCreole

When I was 18, my gf's best friend got married to her childhood sweetheart. all the pretty stuff must have exicted her cuz she was extra touchy feeley all nite. when i droped her back off at her house,(she was a year younger than me) i leaned in to give her a goodnite kiss. we ended up fucking in my car in front of her parents house with everybody there. the next day she had to go to her gyno bcuz she was really hurting, turns out i had bruised her cervix and the area all around it... BEST WEDDING EVER

shhhhhh you are legend. a sucmbag legend...i know we can sense our own

KidCreole · #89 05-21-2008, 04:05 PM

yes i am a legend around these parts... im a fuckin god among insects! sry, my ego started typing for a second... clown taquitos anyone?

Tokin Tosh · #90 05-25-2008, 01:23 PM

I can name a few really great times my hubby and I have had for sure! Best western in Sublimity! Sugarloaf Motel Bend! In our bed at home soooo many! Sex has always been good for us!