the old PROSTATE PUSH works for me, she knows when to finish me off and how to do it too.

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Ahh lol rose, tmi :P

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YOU have been listening to Notorious B.I.G. a little too much. That story never happened to you. FAIL

i too have had a girl try to stick her finger in my ass while fucking, i dont know where these bitches get this info that guys like that shit..a rim jobs a diffrent story, jk lol except if ur a closet homo, haha

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Wow I need to get out more. I had a girl ask me to tie her up and bang her. That's about it.

An ear fuck? how would that work besides fillin that shit up like a tea cup( bustin in her ear). And whats the "ol' prostate tickler" or w/e, i dont even think i wanna know. For me, the ol' work a bitch over, always works for me. Women are freaks, hands down, but iv never heard any "far out" requests. But a good style is lay her on the floor and on her stomach and get on top and just beat it into the ground. humm umm, good shit...thinking of gross, literally "shit" stories, i got one a friend encountered back in the day.

So him and some bitch went out on a date, they ate their meal at some place then went back to his place to do the do. And while they were fuckin, he really got the urge to shit, he told her he had to and she told him to wait, then it got worse and he had to go bad, he was like ahh fuck it i gotta go to the bathroom. She said no fuck that, and stuck her thumb and told him to hold it until he came. (thats not even the f'ed up part). he came shortly after that and in that same lil time span he just shit everywhere. He was like I am really sry but you told me to hold it, so he went in the bath room and cleaned up, imbarressed. He came back into the room and she was swimming in it...!!!! She told him that she slipped some lacksatives earlier, which made for some explosive shit....story over but how fucked up is that...doodee on the sheets with lovin it lol, fuck

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so we still gettin arrested for this or what?

My hubby dick slaps me in the face every night

Ear Fuck = Very Funny Joke

and does not involve teacups but instead displays someone turning their head away because they didn't like a stinky dick shoved in their face.

To find out what a prostate tickler is, follow these instructions:

Get a vasectomy.

Two weeks later, tell the nurse you are having difficulty ejaculating for your sample.

Hopefully she, not he, will expertly demonstrate the prostate tickler for you.

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Its only wierd if you think so....

I had a girl who liked to finger my butthole. Also she liked it rough. I've had several girls who liked to have a vibrator on their clit while we were fucking. Once I was fucking this business woman who was petty up tight and right before I started to cum I stuck my finger in her ass. It was hilarious.