i've had a couple gf's who were into the rape thing. it's not really my thing tho, so i never did it.

oh, and i had another gf one time who had sex with me while i was asleep. it was pretty weird cause i didn't totally wake up, i just had a hard on and she started riding me in my sleep. but it was cool at the same time, sex and sleep are two of my favourite things!

Yeahh, worrd
I remember I met this one bitch
Cause you know me I don't see how I'm the nasty motherfucker
I just thought I thought I'da did anything in the world (yeh?)
I meets this one bitch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever
The bitch got the candles lit or whatever, so
She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever
So I'm like WHASSUP whatchu wanna yaknahmsayin
I'm read to wear it out or whatever (kssss)
The bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her! [laughing]
Ya know shit I was like whatchu mean shit?
I mean I might shit on you after I, hit it I won't call you no more
Shit on you like that [more laughing]
She talkin about no she want me to cock over her
And shit, on her stomach! [laughing through his teeth]
I said bitch what the, what the fuck??
What the fuck I'm sposed to do after I after I shit on her
I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wilding out so after I shits on the bitch right
[both start laughing]
Ya know I shit, after I shits on the bitch
The bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever
(Ohhh shit!)

^^^^^^

Anyone know who said that?

storm front, I get kinda numb to pain when I smoke, so I was only confused. and for sure If I ever see that chick again I'm doin that again. I did have a nasty gash on my forehead after it though. but it was definately worth it.

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i was a kid, touring around the country and came across this woman that was a lot older than i. i was 16-17 she was around 30-35 but very hot. she took me to her house outside of LA (big fucking mansion) i guess her man was gone on business. so we're in her bedroom (bigger than my house) then got naked and left the room with me in it. she came back with a bowl full of pealed plums. i asked what was going on and she said that she wanted me to throw them at her ass from across the room. i thought for a moment "this is one crazy bitch" but then said "give me the bowl" she went over to the door and bent over with her hands on the door and ass in the air. the first two missed......the third DIRECT HIT!! after all the plums were smashed she gave me the craziest head i've ever had. i'm 32 years old now and still that was the craziest shit ever.

What the FUCK? Wasting perfectly good plums should be a sin.

oh yeah. another crazy request i had was from a gf who wanted me to find random things in our apartment to stick in her cunny so that she could guess what they were. at first it was fun, but i got bored real fast...."let's just do it already!"

wasn't that biggie? haven't heard that in years

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Yep, cracks me up every time I hear it.

LOL this one girl mind you it was the first time i fucked her. we were on the h floor and im fucking the shit out of her and she is like come on harder... so im doin it pretty much as hard as I can and she is like dead serious not even enjoying it that much.... HARDER harder... "come on I no you can fuck me harder" not to mention im pretty built and a pretty big guy. 6 foot 220.... so I am smashing this bitch with all my might it actually hurts my dick im getting rug burn im pulling my dick out right untill the head is like out of the pussy and then im ramming it full speed hard as I can as if man kind depended on me fucking her as hard as I could lol this went on for about twenty minutes and im sweating like a pig and had to stop the next day I could barely walk...Bruises on my thighs rug burn. and my dick hurt to touch or get hard it was pretty crazy... and it may not sound like much but it was crazier than the girls who wanted me to piss lol