october (Beer) fest in san francisco 07- looking for the big german girl who carried, yes carried my drunk ass over a block.. you were with 2 of your other friends and didn't speak much english... I didn't know what your plans were with me but I recently saw euro trip that's why I ran and got into that taxi with some girl (who I did have sex withlater that night at my place.) but anyway what were your plans with me.. ?
Also why did you chase me for over a block... for a 6 foot 3 ish german girl you can book it.

People are always asking me to go fuck myself.

once i had a girl give me oral and kept trying to get near or play with my rectum lol. i said no no baby, koosh dont get down like that. she was actually an ex friends woman at the time and told me and all my boys that her man liked her to finger his butt lol...ewww. we would always get baked and laugh about it.....saying his farts always sounded funny, like bllllllloooommmpphhh with a bubble bursting sound at the end. like bllllooooomph-POPwhoosh hahahaha.

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Had a gf who liked to be choked during sex (autofixation?)

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forgot to mention the chick who got off on literally fighting me...actually kinda fun i took it easy cuz i was much bigger than her but damn i had bruises on my neck from her choking me she had them on her arms from the slamming against walls that shit was a mess, but strangely very arousing....had one try the butt thing....no dice i pinched hard quick, even with a whole bottle of lube nothing was going up there lol

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I don't know about a pistol, but I found my girlfreind with my drumstick up her box. I wouldn,t have minded but shit they were my best sticks and they never smelled the same again. Fuck I really had to hide my cymbal mallets
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I the high hell thing sometimes but I've definately never asked for it all the time or anything it's a every once in awhile kind of thing=)

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hey chiceh i think its hot as hell when girls wear high heels/stilettos,like those stripper shoes.but shes got to have her feet taken care off. me personally i love everything about women, from head to toe. my girl'll dress up for me and shit, always a good time. no girl can freak me i'm just to nasty

I never remember it, but I've been told, by anybody I've drank with, about some freaky shit goin down. I do remember the one time(I wasn't drinkin yet, just smokin) some chick was comin on to me hardcore, like no subtlety at all, and once we got in a dif. room, she fuckin attacked me. I didn't really fight back much, but everytime I did she'd moan. after 15 min. or so, she started tearing off my clothes. I guess I kinda got raped, sorta. but the entire time I was like wtf, then when clothes started flyin I just gave up tryin to figure out what the hell was happening. she ended up being kinky as FUCK.

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lol i feel ya bro, was at a college party gettin baked an this chick walks in blows smoke in my face sits on my lap and says blowing smoke in my face means she wants to fuck me...so being a guy i stand up and announce we're going to the next room...then she got crazy started chokin me an shit tellin me to slap her across the face...that shit kinda hurt so i did lol and she starts moanin...long story short i think she damaged my liver, and cracked a rib, maybe gave me a concussion, and she had ripped all of my clothes...like literally ripped them off me....she was fun in bed though so i wasn't complaining...on call all year after that

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