im so hyped for tomarrow. i just got this new job and i havent been able to chill (or talk for that matter) with my girl. and she gave me an attitude today over the phone, cuz she was horny and she hasent talked to me in 3 days. and when she can't have what she wants she gets pissy. but i told her that i have a day off tomarrow so we can spend the whole day together. but she was like "baby, i can't i got to do somebodies hair (she is a hair dresser). so i TOLD her to cancel and she did. so she was like come over arount 10Am and i have somthin to show u. and she told me somthin bout fruits, whipped cream and bubble baths and shit. and i never did any of that so im hyped as hell. damn......... its gunna be an all day affair lol. wish me luck. its a one man sport, but sometimes you need more female teamates lol

Good times, get'r done...

Rub it in behind her ear........Ive been waiting for the set up but its hard to do. Its like a game that females dont understand rubbing the jibber behind the ear is like the holy grail of facials.. Ive even tryed to get slick with it and act like your using her ears for handles then pull the slick one...They always catch me though.....

lol you are my boy! I HAVE to try that.