What the F#%*?! Questions of the universe.

• what would chairs look like if our knees bent the opposite direction?
  
  
  
  COMPLETELY MINDFUCKED
  
  

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

we only feel happy because we compare the moment with A:someone elses misfortune or B:misfortune from your own life previously. our brain only uses happiness and sadness as a mental comparison. its really meaningless.

if we were all happy. then we wouldn't be happy. we would be content.

What if life was perfect? Would we even be happy? Yes.
Why are they called appartments when they are right next to each other? They're apart from the other units.
Why do people think we have a soul? R&B Music. Aren't we just organic matter? Yes.
If souls are real, why can we not measure them? See last answer.
If women had tits on the back, rather than the front, would we think it's funny the other way around? Could cop a feel while hugging.
what would chairs look like if our knees bent the opposite direction? Same, we'd just sit differently.
What the fuck? Right.
Why not? Indeed.
Wheres waldo? Caught growing, in prison.
If you died and were just left to watch life like a voyeur, how would you feel? Helpless or happy that you are not part of it? It's like that now, no big deal.

So many questions. Yes. So few answers. Not anymore...

I am going to die without ever figuring out what the fuck is really going on here...

Whatevs, not scared.

What happens when scuba divers sneeze?

How can a person wear tight slacks?

Bad cats, doggie heaven? cn

What if life was perfect? Would we even be happy?

What do you mean by 'perfect'? Perfect, for me? I don't need life to be perfect to be happy. I think working on perfecting the imperfections is part of what makes life worth living. If there was nothing to work on improving I think things would be really strange. What would we do with ourselves? (which is a big part of why I think the idea of Heaven is odd)

Why are they called apartments when they are right next to each other?

Idk, I guess because they separate each individual living space in a single building structure, apart, from one another.

Why do people think we have a soul? Aren't we just organic matter?

Because people need a name for the concept that exists after death. Proponents of souls would probably tell you organic matter amounts to the same thing everything else does, energy, and energy always exists, even after death.

If souls are real, why can we not measure them?

Good question, everything else that we know exists we can measure... hmm..

If women had tits on the back, rather than the front, would we think it's funny the other way around?

If women all of a sudden started getting implants on their back, we would probably think that's funny (I'd think it's weird as shit, but maybe that's just me), if they were born already on the back, we'd think that's normal, and most men would probably be really fond of hugs.

what would chairs look like if our knees bent the opposite direction?

Same just taller

What the fuck?
Why not?
Wheres waldo?

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If you died and were just left to watch life like a voyeur, how would you feel? Helpless or happy that you are not part of it?

Maybe if it was sped up about a million times, but fuck sticking around watching existence for eternity till it all ended. I would not be able to keep focused on something like that..