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    Default Pleasure the girl.

    Hopefully i can get some female opinions on this thread, but either way, here goes.

    Don't get me wrong, i like sex on occasion, but i more so like giving and receiving oral sex rather than sticking it to her. I'm not sure how to present this to my girlfriend. I would much rather just use a toy on her if anything. How do i tell her this without her becoming offended, or feel like im not attracted to her, because i am. I just have different sexual desires than she does. Do you think she would go for sex once a week or every couple weeks, and just let me use a damn toy on her the rest of the days? If she had it her way, she'd fuck me all day every day, im older than she is, and my sex drive can hardly compare to hers.

    I mean shit, those toys can vibrate and do all sorts of crazy spin tricks, you'd think she'd jump all over that right? /sigh

    How should i go about bringing this up to her without making her feel bad?

    Any advice would be much appreciated.
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    Just let her know you are bisexual and dont like that splity thing between da legs
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    *Shakes head* The things some people will say who can only get laid when they turn on the porn.

    If you aren't going to help olly, why don't you get the fuck out of my thread.
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    Well it seems gay to me man... Why would tou not love pussy? Imean, ther aint nothing better then nice warm wet pussy around my meat.

    I think however you put it, she will get offended and more then likely feel insecure about herself cause you want to use a vib instead.
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    Woman can use toys better than you, so if its for fun cool, pleasure she might be missing out unless you want to watch and masturbate but that still might not be enough for her.

    Woman like men, woman want hot penis with blood pumping though it inside them. I see where this is going.. why don't you & your wife get together, & become friends with the black neighbor on your street.. Before you know it, everyone is satisfied.!!.
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    Shit dude, that's a hard one.. As long as you get her off, I don't see why she would care..

    But you gotta be fair. She'll probably say BS since you get your sexual satisfaction while she gets no ramming time.
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    hot.. sweaty, im pumping, hard, very hard. strong, long, slow, then fast.....

    Then I get back from the gym, 3 pump, tell her g'night n pass out!

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    I remember that show... Those dumbass dinos... Lol
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    I love eating pussy more than fucking, how is that gay?

    Thanks for the shitty advice olly, i'm sure its really going to help man.
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    I would agree with you zs. I am same way. Though.. I don't think there is a way to inform a woman of that, and making her feel bad? what about yourself? O_o you're the one not bringing the beefbus.
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    Trust me, she will not like it. How would you like it if she told u she was goimg to start using a fleshlight instead of her pussy, even though you told her you love putting ur penis in her own pussy? Thats fucked up and quit acting like what i told you aint good... She will feel insecure you better believe that homie..



    Quote Originally Posted by Zaehet Strife View Post
    I love eating pussy more than fucking, how is that gay?

    Thanks for the shitty advice, i'm sure its really going to help man.
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