The Roadhouse Lunch Test

**cannabineer** · 07-04-2012, 03:07 PM

My idea of a fine roadhouse lunch is a bacon cheeseburger with a short pitcher of beer.

Please list the religions andor denominations that would take issue with this lunch. cn

**Mr Neutron** · 07-04-2012, 03:16 PM

No brainer. God eats like this.

**Heisenberg** · 07-04-2012, 04:40 PM

The church of the Subgenius

Because you didn't invite anyone else

**scroglodyte** · 07-04-2012, 04:47 PM

sharp cheddar on that, please

**cannabineer** · 07-04-2012, 05:18 PM

What, no lists? Guys! cn

**scroglodyte** · 07-04-2012, 05:19 PM

hindus, jews, and muslims would all find that taboo

**Heisenberg** · 07-04-2012, 05:25 PM

Penn stated interest in starting a "bacon and a kiss" airline. He theorized that you can avoid invasive airport security by requiring eating bacon and kissing someone of the same gender on the genitals, and therefore screening out religious fundamentalists. Apart from those restrictions, you can carry anything you feel like onto the plane without any other security checks. Penn has also added that another way to weed out fundamentalist Muslims was to have them pray to another deity, or to draw a picture and label it Mohammad.

Reminds me of something Penn said

**cannabineer** · 07-04-2012, 05:26 PM

For Christian and Christian-derived denominartions, i could only find that Southern Baptists are outright prohibitionists, while Adventists and Mormons are abstentionists. cn

**cannabineer** · 07-04-2012, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Heisenberg

Reminds me of something Penn said

Well that puts me in good company. Best news I've heard today.

But daaang, if they expect me to kiss some dude's goodies, he better be a real honey. Newt Gingrich could be an absolute boon for Islam in this scenario. cn