If you were God what would you do?

Originally Posted by Dr Kynes

Turkey stalkin (all i ever managed so far is lookin at them from the shrubbery like a pervert, bastards are too damn smart) and feral hog hunting are also awesome.

LOL. That's some funny stuff right there. lol

After a day of thought, I think, I have to change my answer. After all, I am god, and I can. So,

If I was god, I'd shebang just about every nun from here to honolulu Prob rest on the seventh day, maybe order some thai,bring my boy blue over, and get back to biz with the remaining flock of nuns....Now I know what your thinking, but I have to be frank here...Someones gotta do it, I just cant let all that unused , tang go to way side, not sure Id be god anymore if i did

Cheers World~

Originally Posted by mixedmelodymindbender

after a day of thought, i think, i have to change my answer. After all, i am god, and i can. So,

if i was god, i'd shebang just about every nun from here to honolulu prob rest on the seventh day, maybe order some thai,bring my boy blue over, and get back to biz with the remaining flock of nuns....now i know what your thinking, but i have to be frank here...someones gotta do it, i just cant let all that unused , tang go to way side, not sure id be god anymore if i did

cheers world~

rotflmao!!!!

I already am

Originally Posted by RainbowBrite86

God created man from dust. He created woman from the rib of Adam.

Well if we are talking inconsistencies...Here is the one that got me....The Book of Genesis made it sound like Adam and Eve were the first and only people created, but then it says once they were kicked out of the garden that the sons left and found wives from somewhere else...so then it is kind of like...so God was a guy that created a perfect world in a world ongoing, and it all fell to shit as well...so...perhaps there is a little truth to it...
The bible is written in such a way that you can find whatever you are looking for if you look hard enough and use your good reading comprehension skills...but the idea that The book of Genesis is written not about the whole world, but a small part of this one, just speaks to me, and puts the whole bible into a better context..but of course, like the founders of Mormonism I am just taking a line and then running with it making up the rest...so whatever...it is all crap...and I think most people know that regardless of whether they are believers or not...if not then they haven't read the bible for what it is...and to not see it for what it is, is to misunderstand it's whole purpose...

Originally Posted by cannabineer

You've never owned a cat.

I like that. cn

<edit> And I'm late with this observation.

Ummm, dogs are also mean for fun...lol...We had a dog that would lay really really still right by her large wade pool cuz these little birds would come up to take baths and she would lay there like she was asleep then all a sudden she would snatch one, and hold it's wings with her feet and tear it's body from the wings...that is awful...

Originally Posted by missnu

Ummm, dogs are also mean for fun...lol...We had a dog that would lay really really still right by her large wade pool cuz these little birds would come up to take baths and she would lay there like she was asleep then all a sudden she would snatch one, and hold it's wings with her feet and tear it's body from the wings...that is awful...

The true sign of a failed&angry cat chaser ... cut out the middleman ... cn

Originally Posted by missnu

Well if we are talking inconsistencies...Here is the one that got me....The Book of Genesis made it sound like Adam and Eve were the first and only people created, but then it says once they were kicked out of the garden that the sons left and found wives from somewhere else...so then it is kind of like...so God was a guy that created a perfect world in a world ongoing, and it all fell to shit as well...so...perhaps there is a little truth to it...
The bible is written in such a way that you can find whatever you are looking for if you look hard enough and use your good reading comprehension skills...but the idea that The book of Genesis is written not about the whole world, but a small part of this one, just speaks to me, and puts the whole bible into a better context..but of course, like the founders of Mormonism I am just taking a line and then running with it making up the rest...so whatever...it is all crap...and I think most people know that regardless of whether they are believers or not...if not then they haven't read the bible for what it is...and to not see it for what it is, is to misunderstand it's whole purpose...

I've thought about that too. And it's quite possible. Everybody always says Jesus couldn't have been married to Mary because that would mean Jesus had a "favorite". But God had favorites all throughout the Bible. David was a man after God's own heart. Moses was chosen as a favorite. Noah was a favorite. Elijah. Lots of favorites. Maybe Adam and Eve were just another set of favorites because they were without sin. At first.