The bible says how much of an inconsiderate dick that god is. READ THIS

The bible = fairy tales. Written by humans, to control other humans.

god is a dog and the devil lived

Religion or the bible have nothing to do with God. The quicker the world realizes this the better off it will be.

I had to prove this part of the bible to a christian that didn't believe it was in there,Im an atheist and seem to know religion/myths and beliefs better than most that actually follow the b/s,I like to learn how it all relates and all comes from the same origin story,that has been Chinese whispered around the world,just like Christianity has done itself.

Also God only did it as the devil told him too?,if god is all knowing he wouldnt get tricked by lucifer would he?

Originally Posted by SilasZaneB

Theres a story in the bible, and it starts like this.



Job was a hard working, nice, and god loving man.
day after day he praised god and thanked him for being so wealthy, and having such a beautiful family.

so one day, the devil goes to god, and says "Job only praises you, and loves you because of all you have given him! If you were to take it away, he would stop following you!"
so god got a brilliant idea! He was going to prove the devil wrong!!!

first god started out by completely destroying Jobs business he has worked on his entire life.
After doing so god says "see, he still worships me!" But the devil disagreed yet again.

so God went for another solution, and this was that he sent a wind that made a house crash down, but inside the house, was Jobs entire family.. they all died
again god said "see, he still worships me!!!" , devil just disagreed again!!

Lastly god got the idea that would be icing on the cake! He plagued Job with terrible and hideous BOILS!


So god did prove his point, after completely destroying a mans life and pushing him to the edge of nothingness, just so he can tell the devil "told you so! HA HA HA"



WAIT TO GO GOD! YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM!

Originally Posted by FlyLikeAnEagle

Religion or the bible have nothing to do with God. The quicker the world realizes this the better off it will be.

Except the reason Religion even exists is basically to explain how this all got here, and now we're starting to understand...Religion and God's are directly related

Originally Posted by BA142

Except the reason Religion even exists is basically to explain how this all got here, and now we're starting to understand...Religion and God's are directly related

No, religion exists for one group of people to control another group of people, its the farthest thing from God. But if it seems logical to you that snakes talk and sending telepathic messages to a jewish zombie will make you live forever then have at it.

Originally Posted by SilasZaneB

Theres a story in the bible, and it starts like this.



Job was a hard working, nice, and god loving man.
day after day he praised god and thanked him for being so wealthy, and having such a beautiful family.

so one day, the devil goes to god, and says "Job only praises you, and loves you because of all you have given him! If you were to take it away, he would stop following you!"
so god got a brilliant idea! He was going to prove the devil wrong!!!

first god started out by completely destroying Jobs business he has worked on his entire life.
After doing so god says "see, he still worships me!" But the devil disagreed yet again.

so God went for another solution, and this was that he sent a wind that made a house crash down, but inside the house, was Jobs entire family.. they all died
again god said "see, he still worships me!!!" , devil just disagreed again!!

Lastly god got the idea that would be icing on the cake! He plagued Job with terrible and hideous BOILS!


So god did prove his point, after completely destroying a mans life and pushing him to the edge of nothingness, just so he can tell the devil "told you so! HA HA HA"



WAIT TO GO GOD! YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM!

They are not stories more than Fox news is News. What does your fail interpretation of the bible have to do with starting a new thread for intelligent reasons? Oh no, you just made this to mock the Bible. Wow! I hope Satan pays you like a good little B**** for your hard work in snaring all the sheep with your public interpretation defecation of the Bible. If you don't want to be with God, then go join the New World Order movement! oh wait, you are the new world order slave clean it up buddy, your judgement and everyone else's is coming. Do you think we are building up Happy Land in the middle east? No, we are getting ready to wage war, the biggest ever. Maybe you would be better off joining the fight instead of slouching around and talking shit on the Holy Bible.

Originally Posted by ChronicObsession

They are not stories more than Fox news is News. What does your fail interpretation of the bible have to do with starting a new thread for intelligent reasons? Oh no, you just made this to mock the Bible. Wow! I hope Satan pays you like a good little B**** for your hard work in snaring all the sheep with your public interpretation defecation of the Bible. If you don't want to be with God, then go join the New World Order movement! oh wait, you are the new world order slave clean it up buddy, your judgement and everyone else's is coming. Do you think we are building up Happy Land in the middle east? No, we are getting ready to wage war, the biggest ever. Maybe you would be better off joining the fight instead of slouching around and talking shit on the Holy Bible.

Uh oh. We all should be careful not to say mean things about the man made fourth member of the Godhead called the "Holy Bible". Sweet tap dancin Jesus. Just like a bunch of fucking hypocrites.... err....uh....christians. Waging war on folks who dont think like them. Oh....but wait....thats what they blame fanatical Islam for. Then again wasnt it Jews and Islam that these same idiots tried to convert by waging war on them until they "saw the Light" 900yrs ago? That turned into a big tin panty spankin if you dont have a problem with actual history that is. Talk about a bunch of enema nozzles that cant learn from their own mistakes. What are you waging war on the middle east for this time. Did somone poo-poo your bedtime story book? If youre in fact not talking about christians waging war on the middle east calm down and try to articulate your thoughts better. Who is "we" and why do they/you want to wage war on the mid-east. You really made it sound like something personal between christians and the mid east. The absurdity of which is what Im responding to. And your deification of a book of course. **P.S.- if you dont like a thread you dont have to take part in it. Maybe you are a disruptive ass and should therefore, excuse yourself from participation.**