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Old 01-28-2008, 04:38 AM
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Default Nasties thing ever happened during sex
Ok beings there is nothing sacred on this site and we are all comfortable with eachother lets hear your dirtyest sac experience from puke to poop
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:52 AM
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i was payed a small crack rock to have sex with a man, i how ever jacked him, and now hes chasing me down like a crazed redneck! OH NOES Here comes GARDEN KNOWM NOW!!! RUNNNN.....


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Old 01-29-2008, 01:42 PM
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i was with a lady one night and this woman would lactate for no reason never even had a baby before. needless to say she kept being like "will you still like me in the morning" and like trying to really shove her tongue down my throat to make sure I actually liked her and shit, well i didnt really and just wanted to fuck her and I damn well sure didnt wanna be frenchin her, anyway long story short between that and the lactating titties i tossed her out before she gave it up and took my drunk ass outside and started throwing up all over the place.

and yes ive already told my fucking a gurl on the rag story too many times here, long story short she had a bloody puss a bloody ass I had a bloody dick a bloody stomach and the night was bloody nasty mess. amazing what you will do once u have began trying to catch a nut
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My girlfriend was giving me some head when we had first started hooking up. Right as I was nutting she sneezed and my load went flying out of her nose.
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looooool thats some nasty shit
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one time, i stuck my cock in my girlfriends asshole and when i took it out, the condom was darker and looked like shit fumes got on it..it kinda mselt like shit
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long story short she had a bloody puss a bloody ass I had a bloody dick a bloody stomach and the night was bloody nasty mess. amazing what you will do once u have began trying to catch a nut

wtf... lmfao...that IS fucking sick.
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she was on top. takin' it home. full strokes. it popped out. she came down HARD. folded it right in half. i had a knot on it for 6 months. straight up broke me.
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holy canollies brother! did u go to the hospitol!!! man i would be so scared on any down stroke from that day on. That almost happened to me once I an had to stop sexing cuz i was too afraid she would do it again i heard u can actually break the little bugger
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she was on top. takin' it home. full strokes. it popped out. she came down HARD. folded it right in half. i had a knot on it for 6 months. straight up broke me.
Is that like penis supercropping? Did your balls grow?

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