Nasties thing ever happened during sex - Page 5

upinchronic1 · #41 02-01-2008, 11:29 AM

Yeah that old period smell is the worst, like blood sitting after a couple days is the worst smell fucking ever, like literally rotting fish, but anyways one time after sex i was like wtf is that smell, the windows were open so i figured it must be the stench of some carbage outside but nope, i got up next to my bitch and it was all her!!! Dude my crotch reaked all day, like if the air was still the fummes would make it through my shorts and all the way up to my nose, ewww. But its all good, havnt smelled it again that bad yet, ill just take a brake next time on that time of the month.

TEUFELHuNDEN420 · #42 02-01-2008, 01:27 PM

I honest to god fucked a half eskimo when i lived in alaska. & the pussy was not ice cold

n00b_marijuana_grower · #43 02-01-2008, 02:45 PM

i was bunny hopin wit my gurl all over the damn placed and i droped ass

upinchronic1 · #44 02-01-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TEUFELHuNDEN420

I honest to god fucked a half eskimo when i lived in alaska. & the pussy was not ice cold

wow nice one...

Tashwitz · #45 02-02-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jamiemichelle

Someone pissed on me in the shower once...even though it was in the shower I still felt it was a tad disrespectful... same guy spit on my pussy while he was eating me out... I slapped him on the side of his head... I didnt need any lubrication and we're not in an effen porno.

ew i fucking hate that

hempmeister · #46 02-02-2008, 02:26 PM

many years ago I was lying on my back while wifey was down below doing her business.right when I blew she quit sucking and managed to put my own load on my chin.

panhead · #47 02-02-2008, 02:52 PM

About 30 years ago i had a girlfriend who was a serious freak & i mean serious,she loved everything & wanted everything done to her every time,i mean hair pulled,ass slapped,ass fucked the whole 9 yards,i was cool with it too

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Anyhow we were getting down & she wanted me to suck on her toe's,i figured what the hell,she just got out of the shower & was always squeeky clean so why not,here i am suckin away on her lil toe when i felt something in my throat,i stopped sucking & tried to cough it up but it just dug in & hurt like hell,i had to slam a beer & eat it cause it wasnt comming up.

Later that night she was putting on her socks to go home & she said "LOOK AT MY TOE !!!,her lil toenail was gone,i sucked that puppy right off !!

I dont mess with feet's anymore

We1 · #48 02-02-2008, 03:49 PM

My buddy has a huge cock, walked in on him one night at a casino party (probably bout 11-12inches)(I had to get a beer you know), we were running a train on a girl and I needed to get a beer because I met a girl on the elevator (never even made it down to the casino!) as I was going to play some slots, anyways we go back up to the room Im smashed already, I grab a beer for the girl,(Mind you 5 minutes after I get done blasting a chick in the ass!) I get tramatized looking at my buddy just chilling with his boner in hand. Get the beer and go into the hotel bathroom, she is like so how many people have you gotten tonight? (Ick what a slut!) So she starts sucking me off in the shower, (me and my poopy dick) and then we start going at it..I mean i was just slamming her head against the tub, then she is like "do anything you want to me" so I pull it out stick it in her ass, as Im pounding away Im bout to nut and she is like "I want you to cum in my mouth" so I pull it out and put it back in her mouth and let it go..About 5-10 seconds later she looks up and she has shit on the side of her mouth, absolutely disgusting wether in the shower or not.... NOw back to my buddy, I get out of the shower the girl disappears, probably a little embarressed..and my buddy is like hey check this out, he was blasting this other girl in the ass as well, the bed sheets were covered in shit juice! His beater was covered in shit juice..The room smelt like dirty asshole, needless to say he got dibbs on the shower next, anyways sorry this is so long but the next day he is like WTF are these red bumps on my cock??? He leaves work and goes to the clinic (he is fucking tripping out at this point) anyways it turns out it was just a bacteria infection not the ole herpes, from getting asshole juice all over his shit. Long story short we dont fuck bitches in the ass no more, its just disgusting, the inside of the ass is like the nastiest place on earth! Even worse than inner city detroit!

jamiemichelle · #49 02-02-2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by panhead

....Later that night she was putting on her socks to go home & she said "LOOK AT MY TOE !!!,her lil toenail was gone,i sucked that puppy right off !! I dont mess with feet's anymore

Ewww reminds me of a story one of my friends told me... She said she was givin her hubby head, and the next day her throat started feelin itchy and within hours her throat started swelling up... Eventually it got so bad she couldnt breathe, so she went to the ER and she actually had a pube that had imbedded itself in the lining of her throat. She said she told the doc it musta been a cat hair... but she said she was laughed at for saying it... AWKWARD.

Perfect example of why all men need to MANSCAPE.

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mattso101 · #50 02-02-2008, 08:02 PM

my sisters boyfriend is a ER nurse and some came in an said they slipped in the shower and landed on the soap dish that went right up thier ass. So the sent her to Xrays and say that the soap dish was shaped just like a Dildo. Duhh. so they had good laugh and then asked her what "Soapdish" does she have