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|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Twistyville, Quebec
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Thanks for the diet help...I think I'll skip eggs this morning......
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06-18-2008, 08:21 AM
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when I was around 16-17 years old i moved out of my parents house, and started living with a bunch of friends...
One day I come home from work, to find 2 beautiful women ** both were complete knockouts, 1 brunette and the other chick was a hot Fire Crotch ** in my living room being entertained by my roomies. i sit down and join the conversation, i noticed though that brunette was didnt talk too much, and when asked why she was so quiet she signed to me that she was deaf
** i know enough sign language to say a few words and phrases**
She and I begin carrying our own conversation, when she looks over at me and does the old " slide the finger in circle" jesture with her hands asking me if I wanna fuck? I obliged... cause i knew this was gonna for sure put me in hell...
** she actually verbally ASKED me, that alone was almost enough for me to lose my mind in laughter**
She and I start going at it and I'm on top, and she's moaning ** more like grunting, but i think it was supposed to be moaning** she started getting into it a lil more and STARTED TALKING DIRTY IN MY EAR!!! ** uhhh eayaaa, eels ood and shit that i couldnt make out **
at this point i'm in tears from me laighing... laughing so hard that I had to bury my face in the pillow next to her and was literally screaming with laughter...
We switched around and I was plowing her from the back making this woman scream/grunt/what ever you call it... all the while I have my head back in laughter like some kind of mad scientist... this went on like this for about 45 minutes to an hour... her screaming and me laughing like a super villain..
when we finished and walked back out into the living room I find my roomies all sitting there shaking there heads at me in one giant collective moment of me being an asshole...
all i could say was "WHAT??? I didn't know deaf girls were so loud..."
She and I have been dating on and off ever since...  |
06-24-2008, 02:57 AM
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Last edited by dannyking; 06-24-2008 at 03:00 AM.
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06-24-2008, 02:58 AM
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My friend and his ex girlfriend were in bed 69in it. she was on top. anyway they were going at it when all of a sudden he got the shits all over hid face! |
06-24-2008, 03:01 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Central Cali Coast
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Originally Posted by dannyking  My friend and his ex girlfriend were in bed 69in it. she was on top. anyway they were going at it when all of a sudden he got the shits all over hid face! | HA! gross! how do you recover from that? very realistically i imagine..... |
06-24-2008, 09:29 AM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
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I fell over and knock'd myself out (was drunk and slip'd on some clothing on the floor, had a wooden floor that was like an icering.... very slippy ), and yeah woke up to my girlfriend just laughing her ass off 
*edit* But i got a present for falling over and hurting myself  ... haha |
06-25-2008, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Adamus P.R.I.M.E. when I was around 16-17 years old i moved out of my parents house, and started living with a bunch of friends...
One day I come home from work, to find 2 beautiful women ** both were complete knockouts, 1 brunette and the other chick was a hot Fire Crotch ** in my living room being entertained by my roomies. i sit down and join the conversation, i noticed though that brunette was didnt talk too much, and when asked why she was so quiet she signed to me that she was deaf
** i know enough sign language to say a few words and phrases**
She and I begin carrying our own conversation, when she looks over at me and does the old " slide the finger in circle" jesture with her hands asking me if I wanna fuck? I obliged... cause i knew this was gonna for sure put me in hell...
** she actually verbally ASKED me, that alone was almost enough for me to lose my mind in laughter**
She and I start going at it and I'm on top, and she's moaning ** more like grunting, but i think it was supposed to be moaning** she started getting into it a lil more and STARTED TALKING DIRTY IN MY EAR!!! ** uhhh eayaaa, eels ood and shit that i couldnt make out **
at this point i'm in tears from me laighing... laughing so hard that I had to bury my face in the pillow next to her and was literally screaming with laughter...
We switched around and I was plowing her from the back making this woman scream/grunt/what ever you call it... all the while I have my head back in laughter like some kind of mad scientist... this went on like this for about 45 minutes to an hour... her screaming and me laughing like a super villain..
when we finished and walked back out into the living room I find my roomies all sitting there shaking there heads at me in one giant collective moment of me being an asshole...
all i could say was "WHAT??? I didn't know deaf girls were so loud..."
She and I have been dating on and off ever since... |
I loved this . . lmao.
The nastiest sex experience I can think of is when I was giving my ex head, I blew chunks all over his lap. It came on so suddenly .. I didn't even feel sick. Well I guess now I know deep throating is not one of my specialties!  |
06-25-2008, 01:38 PM
| | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Central Cali Coast
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Originally Posted by BreatheSmoke I loved this . . lmao.
The nastiest sex experience I can think of is when I was giving my ex head, I blew chunks all over his lap. It came on so suddenly .. I didn't even feel sick. Well I guess now I know deep throating is not one of my specialties! | practice makes perfect. |
06-25-2008, 09:24 PM
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back in the day i was seeing this girl on and off for two years (filled with emotional and psychological bullshit, but being emotionally unstable i fucking craved every single up and down second of that). i liked her so much that i didn't even realize how smoking hot she was. anyways, we were 18 and went to this pool during one hot summer day. it was a public pool. we were chilling in the pool under slide and started to dry hump each other. we were trying to be as discrete as possible but i think we got some dirty looks but i didn't really care. i came and almost drowned from the climax, being high, and i was lost my grip (i was holding on the the slide and my grip slipped off). anyways we then went right to the hot tub, and at the same time several classfuls of children came in (middle schoolish) and went right to the slide, each laughing themselves head first down teh pool right into where i just made a protein deposit. not as nasty as some of the stuff already posted but i still think i may not get into heaven because of this. |
06-26-2008, 09:33 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: License2IL
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Originally Posted by crystally anyways we then went right to the hot tub, and at the same time several classfuls of children came in (middle schoolish) and went right to the slide, each laughing themselves head first down teh pool right into where i just made a protein deposit. not as nasty as some of the stuff already posted but i still think i may not get into heaven because of this. | Exactly why I never go in public pools....ewwww. . 
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