Nasties thing ever happened during sex - Page 25

n00b_marijuana_grower · #**241** 05-22-2008, 08:23 AM

ewww hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha thats shits funny i bet u smelt ur fingers to HAHAHAHAHAHA

FrostyTHEgrowmaN · #**242** 06-13-2008, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CanadianCoyote

Exactly. I never understood why "allegedly straight" guys are so hung up on anal.

for the same reason women like big dicks, because they have big pussies.thats not hard to understand is it

Stoney McFried · #**243** 06-13-2008, 09:46 PM

I don't need a Louisville slugger or anything, but I swear I've had guys no bigger than my middle finger. If its an adult party, bring adult sized toys, please.

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Originally Posted by FrostyTHEgrowmaN

for the same reason women like big dicks, because they have big pussies.thats not hard to understand is it

FrostyTHEgrowmaN · #**244** 06-14-2008, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoney McFried

I don't need a Louisville slugger or anything, but I swear I've had guys no bigger than my middle finger. If its an adult party, bring adult sized toys, please.

I can't tell if I have a small dick or just big legs

Stoney McFried · #**245** 06-14-2008, 11:29 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!+rep

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Originally Posted by FrostyTHEgrowmaN

I can't tell if I have a small dick or just big legs

ManOnFire · #**246** 06-14-2008, 06:09 PM

Well I guess I could add to the conversation. Lets see....I was at a party and I had really been interested in this hot chick. Liked her for ages. We were in high school at the time. Anyhow, so I finally hook up with her and we go into a room. We start having sex doggy style and the lights were out, I was drunk and things were a little crazy. So im trying to go harder and faster and on one of my out strokes my dick comes fully out and when I went to slamm back in I accidently hit her in her bum.
She starts screaming in pain, my dick has just been folded in half and one of her friends was walking by the door at the same time as this happens. So her friend opens the door and turns on the light to see why her friend is screaming. It was dead set the worst night of my life. I would be as bad as getting caught jacking off by your mother.
So im fully naked and in pain and this girl who I had such a crush on is lying, screaming on the bed holding her ass and her friend is screaming at me, asking what had I done to her friend. So this then attracts the whole party who pile in the room to see what had happened.
It was just soooo bad.
She never spoke to me again and for the next week at school everyone was talking about it.
I still have nightmares....

Stoney McFried · #**247** 06-14-2008, 07:25 PM

Muahahaha!Legendary!!!

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Originally Posted by ManOnFire

Well I guess I could add to the conversation. Lets see....I was at a party and I had really been interested in this hot chick. Liked her for ages. We were in high school at the time. Anyhow, so I finally hook up with her and we go into a room. We start having sex doggy style and the lights were out, I was drunk and things were a little crazy. So im trying to go harder and faster and on one of my out strokes my dick comes fully out and when I went to slamm back in I accidently hit her in her bum.
She starts screaming in pain, my dick has just been folded in half and one of her friends was walking by the door at the same time as this happens. So her friend opens the door and turns on the light to see why her friend is screaming. It was dead set the worst night of my life. I would be as bad as getting caught jacking off by your mother.
So im fully naked and in pain and this girl who I had such a crush on is lying, screaming on the bed holding her ass and her friend is screaming at me, asking what had I done to her friend. So this then attracts the whole party who pile in the room to see what had happened.
It was just soooo bad.
She never spoke to me again and for the next week at school everyone was talking about it.
I still have nightmares....

diggitydank420 · #**248** 06-16-2008, 06:06 PM

The last time I got down, this chick gave me an unbelievable BJ. She even swallowed.

But when I started to fuck her, the room was overcome by a terrible smell.

Long story short - that was the first time I faked an orgasm.

Twistyman · #**249** 06-16-2008, 06:17 PM

I heard a guy at a party talking about 69ing and he looks up and sees this little white thing moving by her bung hole...it turns out she had pinworms....he almost lost his tube steak when he jumped up and freaked...

BudMotherWannabe · #**250** 06-17-2008, 07:58 AM

That shit is just wrong.

To this day I still can't figure out why women enjoy this shit.. is it a whole power trip thing? Abused at a young age? Bad experiences with dominant men? Or do you wish you were a man?

IDK, I just don't get it.[/quote]

One time I tried to do that. Ok, see...I HATE the taste of cum. But I, every once in a while would take a mouth full for my boyfriend because I loved him and wanted him to completely enjoy himself. Well, once, I wanted him to know what it tasted like, because he kept asking me one time as if he was curious. Well, I took a mouth full and moved up to kiss him. He didnt know I had some in my mouth, but as soon as I start to kiss him he quickly pushes me away "THATS DISGUSTING!!" He yelled. I ran to the bathroom to spit it(normally I swallow just to get it gone fast without trying to offend him by spitting) but this time I spit, and kept washing my mouth out. It had been in there too long and the taste was sickening, I almost puked. Afterwards, I explained what I was doing, since he asked me so many times, I was just going to let him know by experience. He wasn't mad at me, which was good, but he made me promise never to do that again, and I had no problem agreeing with that!