
05-20-2008, 09:49 PM
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| | I've actually gotten into fisticuffs with a guy over that...I make it very clear that my ass is off limits...well this guy tried anyway, and got a right smart kick in the thigh(we were doing it doggy so he didnt have to watch me frown) Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadianCoyote Yeah!! Next time a guy asks you for anal, ask him if you can shove a dildo in his ass first. If he says yes and lets you do it, then he's earned his anal plus more. XD |
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05-20-2008, 09:51 PM
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| | One of the few guys I was with was very pushy, he kept telling me that anal was the best and I'd love it... and when I kept saying no he got really frustrated. He was a lot stronger than I was ... for a moment, I thought I was gonna be forced into it ... but he managed to contain himself. Never called me after that ...
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05-20-2008, 09:53 PM
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| | That sounds scary...I'd have pretended to go along..."hey lemme take a shit first..." then I'd have climbed out his bathroom window...and if he didnt have one, "id beat him to death with his toilet seat!RAAAARGH!  Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadianCoyote One of the few guys I was with was very pushy, he kept telling me that anal was the best and I'd love it... and when I kept saying no he got really frustrated. He was a lot stronger than I was ... for a moment, I thought I was gonna be forced into it ... but he managed to contain himself. Never called me after that ... |
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05-20-2008, 09:57 PM
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| | Toilet seat? Nah, I'd just gut him with my house keys. It was pretty scary, but I kinda got the feeling that openly showing fear would turn him on. He kept saying stuff like "You're scared, aint'cha baby..."
It was shortly after that experience that I came to terms with my homosexuality. ^^;
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05-20-2008, 09:58 PM
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| | Well what a rude prick he was...I have big brothers as well, so if I didnt get him, they would...NO MEANS NO! Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadianCoyote Toilet seat? Nah, I'd just gut him with my house keys. It was pretty scary, but I kinda got the feeling that openly showing fear would turn him on. He kept saying stuff like "You're scared, aint'cha baby..."
It was shortly after that experience that I came to terms with my homosexuality. ^^; |
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05-21-2008, 12:19 AM
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| | No means 'no' ... unless it means 'yes'. So that's why we use Safety Words, people! XD
Sorry, terrible joke. I've actually never shared my experience with that guy with my brother. He'd hunt him down and kill him, I know he would, but since the guy didn't act on his request I figured I'll keep it to m'self.
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05-21-2008, 10:59 AM
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05-21-2008, 11:15 AM
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| | When tripping about 40 years ago I was putting some moves on this cute hippy chick. When I finally got my hand down her pants I felt something all matted and hard. It was dried shit and blood and I freaked out and bolted from the van never to see her filthy ass again. | 
05-21-2008, 11:34 AM
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| | eewww. hippies are gross. | 
05-21-2008, 11:36 AM
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| | Don't panic next time....it could just be an s.o.s pad she keeps down there to clean dishes with  Quote:
Originally Posted by Moldy When tripping about 40 years ago I was putting some moves on this cute hippy chick. When I finally got my hand down her pants I felt something all matted and hard. It was dried shit and blood and I freaked out and bolted from the van never to see her filthy ass again. |
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