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Old 05-16-2008, 02:28 PM
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Now THAT's an ER visit I'd like to see.
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:50 AM
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Hmmm yep. I'm one of those chicks who farted in a 69 position. I was really into it, about to cum and everything and just went ::POOOT:: I was so damned embaressed. I just started cracking up. He knew I was embarressed because I had stopped everything and started to move away. He was like "Now why did you do that?" "Sorry!" "Ok well Stop laughing!! your gonna make me limp" and he pulled me back towards him. LOL

But another time he wanted to try anal. See, I had been working on it because I wanted him to experience it(not something I really wanted to experience) anyways, one day it finally worked. We couldn't actually go at it, but he got it in pretty well. He tried to slowly move but I couldn't take it. So he just pulled it out. When he did....yeah. Shit. On his dick. I was sooo turned off I didn't even want to continue any kind of sex. He just wiped it and said "no big deal, my dick was up your ass I expect shit" I was turned off AND embarressed!!
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:59 AM
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The 1st girl I ever banged in the ass was in high school.. I smelt the shit before I saw it That alone was a turn off , I could not go on It was nasty so I pulled my cock out of her ass used her curtains to clean it off and then she sucked me off.. It was also the 1st time I ever blew a load on a chicks face ... I do find that degrading but hey she wanted it ... Never kissed that chic.. she grew up to be a mother of 7 kids with 6 different daddy's .. and Im nowhere even close to being a baby's daddy of hers
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:34 AM
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Lol @ "poopdick" tag.
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lol i was eating this girl ought and she decided to let the water works go right in my face shit got all in my nose and shit her only reply was now you know how i feel so i kicked the bitch ought and took a shower and slept in my geust room
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most times when people have anil sex they take an enema b4 u no like in porn u never see shit dick
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Since when did the ass become an automatic menu item?Why do guys assume that just because I have more than one hole, I want all of them plugged? C'mon...I've given birth twice and I have fucking hemmorhoids....now why the hell do I want my ass caved in too?
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:32 PM
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Exactly. I never understood why "allegedly straight" guys are so hung up on anal.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:43 PM
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I know....mystery to me too...but if they want to plug ya so bad, they should be willing to get plugged first!
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Exactly. I never understood why "allegedly straight" guys are so hung up on anal.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:47 PM
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Yeah!! Next time a guy asks you for anal, ask him if you can shove a dildo in his ass first. If he says yes and lets you do it, then he's earned his anal plus more. XD
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