Nasties thing ever happened during sex - Page 22

upinchronic1 · #**211** 05-13-2008, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by aDarkepiphany..

thats horrid haha

Lol, glad it didnt actually happen, haha

blinkykush · #**212** 05-13-2008, 02:54 PM

I'm still scared from the first time i laid it to my chicks pooper, and I finally got the fucker in....if you have done it then you know that shit is tight and unless your hung like a wild field mouse the chick is gonna tense a bit

well she was tensin alright and i felt like king motha fuckin Kong till i pulled it out and SHIT was all up on my stick;-( BRUTAL....Ran my ass to the shower and stayed there for an hour scrubbin my weeeeen man.

titanium3g · #**213** 05-13-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shorty45

alright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ta2drvn · #**214** 05-13-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blinkykush

I just got a new pittbull pup he is 3 months old and we let him sleep with us

I was hittin my girl from behind ya know doing my thaaang, when all of a sudden I felt a sandpaper tongue roll up my ass...WTF I never jumped off my girl so fast man.... aight aight I admit it kinda felt good ahhhhhh! j/k I was scared

LOL

Had the same thing happen to me, going at it and my Lab, who always has to be within 3-4 ft from me or the wife ALL THE TIME, is in the room and she is on the edge of the bed and I was standing up with my legs spread a little to get the right height and next thing you know I am JUST about to nut and I feel the tongue licking my ass. LOL It broke my concentration so fast!

hightimes! · #**215** 05-13-2008, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Inneedofbuds

My girlfriend was giving me some head when we had first started hooking up. Right as I was nutting she sneezed and my load went flying out of her nose.

did you say bless you?

gogrow · #**216** 05-14-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shorty45

alright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty

that's fucked up bro; what is even more fucked, is i have heard this exact story before....

Stoney McFried · #**217** 05-14-2008, 05:32 PM

Well....I dont have anything really gross...but my ex would spit on his hand and lube his dick up before he jammed it in cuz he couldn't find a clit with a map and a fucking penlight. He had balls the size of a dinner plate...every time you 69'd him, the damn things would cover your nose....you had to lift them to get air. I often imagined suffocating beneath them if he had a heart attack and died on top of me, and my mom being called in to identify the body. I imagined the headline....WOMAN SMOTHERED BY GIGANTIC NUTS "When he died, he like shit on her forehead," coroner says.

Pookiedough · #**218** 05-15-2008, 07:15 AM

Last night I sneezed and shot a butt plug across the room...my only reaction was to turn to my hubby and say "could you get that?"Not gross but I did get some superb distance.