Nasties thing ever happened during sex - Page 14

Cannabolic · #**131** 03-14-2008, 06:53 AM

damn yall some nasty ppl lmao. i don't have any stories really but 2 summers ago i had a free crib (no parents) and me and my boy had some ladies over. we started drinkin and wtvr i think i had 2 tall margerettas 6 beers and a whole bottle of wine. and i was drunk off my ass. so my boy goes and fucks this chick. the next mornin i see blood all over. there was blood on the floor, the couch, on towels, walls, and im like wtf happend!? and my boy was like oh i fucked so and so and she was on her period. and im like yo you are cleanin this shit up . so after he cleans it up the girls wake up and im like you wanna hit up mickey D's? and their like yea. so me and my boy go to mickey D's and we order our food. when its time to pay i reach in my pocket and realized i forgot my wallet. so he says don't worry i got it so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the bloody condom in front of everybody and there starin at us and some lady goes omg!. and he says "oops wrong pocket"so im like damn this kid just fucked up my apitite. then when we get back to the crib he has the nerve to ask me if i want ketchup. lol thats my story and im just starting to eat red things.

farnorcalgirl530 · #**132** 03-17-2008, 03:49 PM

Roflmao! Wow. Thats Bad!

boooky · #**133** 03-17-2008, 06:03 PM

If somthing nasty doesnt happen your not doing it right

farnorcalgirl530 · #**134** 03-17-2008, 09:43 PM

ok so here is a story.... didn't happen to me, but I heard it through the walls! LOL...

SO my roommate and her man were in her room, (which shared a wall with mine) getting to it. the headboard was banging, she was very vocal during sex, so as I lay there with my iPod on attempting to go to sleep, I hear her scream Fuck me in my ass.... well ok, about a minute later everything went quiet and i hear him yell OH MY GOD YOU SHIT ON ME and her saying I AM SO SORRY. Well needless to say they went straight to the shower, so I get up and go to the kitchen, get something to drink and she comes in.... and looks mortified... I asked her if she was ok and she told me that she not only shit on him, she had diarrheia from the mexican food she ate for lunch and had to throw her bedding away.......the guy didn't call her after that.

Zekedogg · #**135** 03-17-2008, 10:05 PM

One time I stuck my finger in my butthole because I wanted to know what it felt like

The End

jamiemichelle · #**136** 03-17-2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zekedogg

One time I stuck my finger in my butthole because I wanted to know what it felt like

The End

You are so gross. Lol. Did you smell it too just to see what it smelt like?

I stick my finger in my ass everyday, and hopefully everyone does, in the shower... with soap and water to keep it squeaky clean.

JohnnyBravo · #**137** 03-17-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jamiemichelle

You are so gross. Lol. Did you smell it too just to see what it smelt like?

I stick my finger in my ass everyday, and hopefully everyone does, in the shower... with soap and water to keep it squeaky clean.

I think I'm in love

pinksensa · #**138** 03-17-2008, 10:13 PM

i been forgetting to tell you guys this but it is my nastiest and for any girl like this im not hating on you its just when its unexpected....so i was seeing this girl that was bordered on being domestically violent towards me...so one nite we were in 69 w/ me on top and it was the 1st time i had went down on her so im lickin along and when i kiss a person on the lips some time as i pull away I will suck on their lip and i do this to a girls pussy lips to so im lickin then im suckin away from the lip and i keep raisin my head up to end the suck with the lip but it kept coming out of my mouth then i start gaggin but i have to act cool cuz this crazy bitch woulda killed me if i threw up on her but the best i can say is that she had like extra long labia like a mini curtain and like is said it was all this skin coming out of my mouth and then i saw porn videos of chicks like that at the porn sto...