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Old 01-04-2008, 02:21 AM
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Somebody throws and egg at your car...

You sit there and feel anger come over you... you watch the anger rise..

You realize that you can TELL YOUR SELF A STORY ABOUT This event..

the story would go like this...

Who the fuck would do this to my new mustang. This totally fooking sucks.. I hate driving through this neighborhood. Fook these people...
You get home and your friends want to go out but your to pissed and st on the couch and drink beers and watch re-runs of the Dukes of Hazrd.. you fall asleep and piss yourself on the couch...

NOW YOU ARE PISSED and you have egg on your car and piss in yor pants


Or you can just let that story slide by.. stop at the first gas station.. wash the egg off your car.. look around at the great world you live in.. take a few deep breaths....you smile and giggle as you wash the egg of the car and some hot chick fills her car tires up next to you.... she sees the egg and says....oh man that sucks.. and you smile. and say.. yeah, well I used to do that stuff as a kid. it's a right f passage.. life is good... being a kid is fun...

she thinks your cool and picks up on your love vibe and sucks your KAK..

the end

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PS - she is a smoking hot Lebanese/Palestinian girl
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:22 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:23 AM
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i dont know what I would do..........i have a 93 gt 5.0 and if it got hit with an egg I would probably do something I would regret.
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:27 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:29 AM
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Somebody throws and egg at your car...

You sit there and feel anger come over you... you watch the anger rise..

You realize that you can TELL YOUR SELF A STORY ABOUT This event..

the story would go like this...

Who the fuck would do this to my new mustang. This totally fooking sucks.. I hate driving through this neighborhood. Fook these people...
You get home and your friends want to go out but your to pissed and st on the couch and drink beers and watch re-runs of the Dukes of Hazrd.. you fall asleep and piss yourself on the couch...

NOW YOU ARE PISSED and you have egg on your car and piss in yor pants


Or you can just let that story slide by.. stop at the first gas station.. wash the egg off your car.. look around at the great world you live in.. take a few deep breaths....you smile and giggle as you wash the egg of the car and some hot chick fills her car tires up next to you.... she sees the egg and says....oh man that sucks.. and you smile. and say.. yeah, well I used to do that stuff as a kid. it's a right f passage.. life is good... being a kid is fun...

she thinks your cool and picks up on your love vibe and sucks your KAK..

the end

iloveyou

PS - she is a smoking hot Lebanese/Palestinian girl

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Old 01-04-2008, 02:32 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:38 AM
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The funny thing is the same exact thing (minus the girl) happened to me a few years ago.... right after a wash and wax, seen the kids in the field at the stop light and thought nothing of it till i hear that clicking sound twice, drove around to try to find them, went to gas station wipe my car off (across the street from the field) pull into the turning lane and BAM again, i think it was a 3rd time that night in a matter of 1 hour (too stoned to remeber) called the cops, they never came. Found the bastard after the last wash off and scared them really good...... Followed them almost all the way home!! Yelling and screaming at them, they were scared crapless on bicycles....ROFL.... Still have that mustang...
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:02 AM
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Hey that was big of you to just let it slide by. Always remember that shit, its all about how you react you things that matter.

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