A couple of Mormons stopped by last night, spreading the word. First thing they asked was, "How has Jesus affected you?"

I stated "He hasn't done anything for me".

Spoke with the guys for 15 minutes or so. Telling them how religion is brain washing. Asked them why they believe... etc.


Do you guys take the time to have conversations with this group?

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Nope. I just say I'm a witch, runs them right off.

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Sometimes they send some hot girls, but no I never really talk with them. I think soon I may start to though just to fuck with the church and make their jobs harder.

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A couple stopped by my house a week ago too. First thing they asked was "Do you need answers to questions like 'Why do we suffer?'" and tried to give me a book about it. Then after I rejected their religion they tried to sell me a book on discrimination...

They usually truly believe they need to help us...

How did the conversation with them go?

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no i don't let them in cus usually i got weed and bongs out, but usually i go out on the porch and humor them as i find religion a big joke. i'm on a first name basis with the jahovis witnesses that stop by most saturdays hahaha

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I do. The first thing I ask them is what they are going to name their plane (they get to go to their own planet like Jesus owns this one... but he hangs out on the planet Kolob). I mean... they have to have been thinking about it since they were children... I open with that. Then I ask about Kolob. Then I bring up thetans, which is scientology, but it is a fun way to lump them in with the people they see as crazies in a polite way. If they stick through that, then we can argue the bible.


Unless I have something I need to do... in which case I dismiss them and suggest that they are wasting not only their time but others as well... and suggesting that a 17 yr old brainwashed boy is going to explain metaphysics to me by proxy of Jesus in the role of the Silver Surfer is funny.



and to the earlier poster... they don't send girls. You are thinking of the Witnesses.

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No but my brother does...He talks them to death until they are begging to leave.

hell naw i slam the door in there face.

i remember i wuz so hi i gave them the address to my cuzins house and two days later they showed up

i told him i did that the same day he didnt believe me and the day they got there he called me all pissed cuz they talked to him for 30 min cuz he dont have balls to be mean like me hahahahHAH

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HahahaHAaha dude i just ask em what they think about murder and ask them to take a look in my extra large freezer but they usually try leaving when they see it hahahah but some stick around and i just scare the shit outa them like show em knives and i just act fukin psyco with em hahah

Suffering???? BAA HA HA HA LOL LOL! Arent you supposed to ask Buddhists about suffering? The Almighty suffers. Its like the blind leading the blind.

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