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Old 08-21-2009, 09:24 PM
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I'm so stoned right now. Durban Poison has gotta be some of the best stuff out there. I was layin in bed enjoying my insane high when an idea popped in my head. This has probably already been thought of but if it hasn't, the official name for it is "Dahmer Juice". I know it's a hard name to swallow but the stone has gotta be unimaginable. I say this because I haven't actually tried doing this. It's just a theory that my warped, fried mind came up with. So here's how it works.....in theory....

Items needed...

Coffee Maker - Preferably one of the larger 12 cup ones.

Electricity - Helps the coffee maker do it's thing.

Coffee Filters

Water

Tons of weed - The stronger the better. But that goes without saying.

If you don't know how to brew coffee in a standard coffee maker, google directions, read them carefully (it might take a few times to get everything you need to know) and then go to the next step.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows where I'm going at this point. If you don't then you're probably more wrecked than I am.

Now in theory you'd have a very hot, THC concentrated liquid that could be used in your thermos at work or even school for you college kids out there.....that are 18 and over of course. But check this out...

What if you dumped the filter and it's contents and refilled a new filter with your finest stash of girl buddha and poured that already THC superfuhked liquid back through for another swim in the coffeemaker's reservoir??

And what if you kept doing this over and over and over until you have a syrupy glob of cerebral wonderjelly???

Has anyone ever tried this or any variation of it? Can hot water poured through weed absorb the THC? Someone PLEASE let me know! We don't drink coffee but I'm about to send my wife Wal-Mart for a coffee maker. OR AN ESPRESSO MACHINE!!!!! HOLY CHRIST!!! LET THE NAME OF THIS MACHINE BE DUBBED "AN EXPRESSO MACHINE".

Sorry guys. I have bi-polar and adult ADD. When I mix my Adderall (that was prescribed by my primary care physician mind you). Anyway, when I combine Adderall with a crazy strong 100% sativa like Durban Poison, I can go on these highs that cause serious delusions of grandeur. haha! Anyway, I hope this idea makes me famous! Or at least somebody famous!!

One last thing, I have my medical marijuana license so this is legal for me....in my state.....for now. I don't recommend ANYONE do this unless it is allowed by law in your house. This means if you live with your folks and they say no growing...then get your own place! Respect your parents and the house that is theirs. I say all this in hindsight of my teenage years and wish I would've respected my parents more when I was young. Man, am I in a therapy session?

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Old 08-21-2009, 10:09 PM
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Seriously??? Nobody's gonna respond? I see 22 views already. Jesus, what if all 22 of those people are on their way to Wal-Mart??? And what if I end up so famous my grandma sees me on the cover of High Times magazine? Do they still print a magazine? I've been to their site and it's pretty cool.
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Old 08-21-2009, 10:23 PM
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Dang y'all. I'm startin to feel like a horse's ass here guys.
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That's because your baked my friend..... Water won't absorb THC That's why people use butan or ISO alcohol. You should get baked again and try adding about 2 OZ of high grade to 4 sticks of melted butter let it simmer, not boil, for at least an hour stiring frequently. Use a cheese cloth to strain it and then rinse the bag again with hot water. Stick it in the frig until the butter hardens on top of the water and remove it. Now use that butter to make yourself some cookies..... Try it you'll thank me when you wake up
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That's because your baked my friend..... Water won't absorb THC That's why people use butan or ISO alcohol. You should get baked again and try adding about 2 OZ of high grade to 4 sticks of melted butter let it simmer, not boil, for at least an hour stiring frequently. Use a cheese cloth to strain it and then rinse the bag again with hot water. Stick it in the frig until the butter hardens on top of the water and remove it. Now use that butter to make yourself some cookies..... Try it you'll thank me when you wake up
Yeah I read that somewhere before except he said he used a 50/50 mix of fresh and evaporated bud. I've been wanting to try that but I'm gonna have to wait til my grow finishes up. I just recently got my medical marijuana card and I can't afford to drop a grand on 2 ounces. But I got this badass DWC system I got rigged up with 3 plants sharing 30 gallons of tasty nutes. This is my first grow but my babies celebrate their 3 week anniversary in flowering tomorrow. 2 are Master Kush and 1 is White Widow.

But thanks for the info and the recipe man. I'm hittin you up with some rep and a stellar bong hit.
 

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