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Old 08-06-2009, 09:06 PM
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Life sucks dick when your girlfriend sucks dick at sucking dick.
Any advise for getting her a little better with bjs?
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:29 PM
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get her to watch some porn with you. then, if that doesn't work, tell her your ex girlfriend did everything they do in the movies. worst case scenario, get a new girlfriend, but pick her up at a sleazy bar so you know shes a tramp!

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Old 08-06-2009, 11:02 PM
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Life sucks dick when your girlfriend sucks dick at sucking dick.
Any advise for getting her a little better with bjs?
try props:, whipcream, chocolate syrup, and whatever else you can think of

This tool can be used vice versa as well, remember practice makes perfect,
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:58 AM
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Dry toothie bj??? Did you two just finish smoking??? Sounds like she had cotton mouth and started to get the munchies. Was she chewing on it??? Lmfao!
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have you tried screaming "OUCH!!!!"?
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:02 PM
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tell her to spit on it first, before sucking it. moreso, just try and get some communication goin with her, if you can't talk about it you don't get a good bj.
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:17 PM
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I really thin that this is a question for the female population of roll it up!
but ive learned that telling my woman what to do, mostly work's.
but really the best b.j.'s, is when the chick is really into it, and then its like they devore the damn thing. or if you into it try some penetration first to get the seensativaty thing going then have her try it. do it rite be fore she has a orgasm, shell do just about anything to finish out that orgasm. if you cant get her to orgasim then good luck.
but that has been my experiance that if you get the to orgasim once the sex gets better and better.
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whats a BJ?
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get her drunk.
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nah I dont need bj's pussy is where its at
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