http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_articl...?storyid=71650

I had to put this here.
This preacher says the burning bush in the Bible was a marijuana plant.

Moses had been on the run for years (30, I think) for murder. He lived a nomadic life. He was insane.

Noah was an alcoholic.

Universal Life Church Monastery

I just got ordained!

From now on, I am Rev. Woodsman!

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online, instant ordination. a new low for the faithful.

I wonder if that would allow me to avoid paying taxes.

hey, I got ordained at the ULC a few years ago. My friends thought it might bring about the end of the world. Once ordained there, you can order the paperwork to legally marry couples.

Sorry midgrade, it won't make you tax exempt unless you start up your own church.

Hey, what a wonderful idea! Church of the Constant Gardner. It's got a nice ring to it, doncha think? Communion will consist of MellowYellow, a slice of pizza, and a drag off a blunt.

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Thats How The Rasta Man Prays When He Smokes His Ganja Did The Red Indain,s Do It To

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AD 45St Mark establishes the Ethiopian Coptic Church. The Copts claim that marijuana as a sacrament

The Same Words the preacher Used Only 2000 Years Before Him

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I am in.
I will bring the mellow yellow (my fav) and the blunts.