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ScarletteSky · #**311** 10-27-2007, 10:43 PM

I once smoked some weed laced with meth (it was totally unknownst to me) and I almost died.

tahoe58 · #**312** 10-28-2007, 08:42 AM

I once went to an important executive management meeting - but decided that a little pick me up was in order - took a cigarette, and drawed up some blow into it and smoked it. Well, went into the meeting, sat sdown with my cup of coffee promptly started having heart palpitations, excused myself for not feeling well, and went and passed out on a park bench....hey man, how many brains cells did it require to caluculate that fuck up eh?!

GIJoe8383 · #**313** 10-28-2007, 11:50 AM

i once picked up a bag of some good lookin but bad tastin nugs.. i think they are a bit pre mature, the taste is tough. buds look a lil pre mature

kochab · #**314** 10-28-2007, 10:56 PM

i once sold an ounce and a half of some quick dried sensimilla/nugget to a friend for $180 because i know how much he needs the profit return from the pot. He is paying for his moms kemo sessions. when he came over he told me that he wanted an ounce and a half of bud, He needed some kine to sell because all there is around here is commercial schwag for $110 an ounce (why is came out of retirement from growing when i moved here from atlanta ga). I knew he was selling it for his mom so i cut him the stuff out and told him it was $180. he almost shit his pants, and while paying me i didnt think he would get his wallet out without tearing off his back pocket.
i didnt tell him why i did it and he wasnt about to ask questions.
bag seed with heavy crystals goes for $50 an eighth of an ounce or $15 a gram here. this was hash plant.....
im glad i could help. yeah im high and im happy. growing to do nice things for ppl feels nice

Fake Plastic Trees · #**315** 10-30-2007, 09:17 AM

I once went on holiday to Turkey with my brother. We stayed in an all inclusive 5 star hotel, was pretty kewl but there were loads of big fookin russian soldiers there on hols with thier wives. One night I got a couple of bottles of wine from the bar and proceeded to get pissed outside my brother left for our room and told me he would put a card in the door latch so it wouldn't lock.

Couple of hours later I woke up on the sunbed about 4:30 or so in the morning, place is deserted. I am very pissed I take the elevator shove the door hard and walk into the room then the bathroom and start to have a piss.

I look around and think hmm things don't look right, hmmm that doesn't look like my tootbrush and did like a retake, wrong room, wrong bathroom. Had I not been already pissing I would have pissed myself. All I could think of was some Russian fucking soldier waiting for me outside with a fucking bat.

I remember thinking should I try and stealth it out but in the end I ran like fuck - I was on the 4th floor not the fifth...

Sometimes I can be a tosser, my brother found it very funny ....

mastakoosh · #**316** 10-30-2007, 09:26 AM

once some guy shoved me up against my car and called me a fuckface. i beat him for 5 minutes straight. later when the guy was washing the blood off himself in the gas station bathroom my friend who had heard about the fight confronted him. he ran at my friend and tried to choke him. my friend gave him a 3 pack and knocked him down into the corner of the bathroom. later the man was heard saying "i got fucked up twice tonight, it is just not my night." yoda would say liquor should you lay off because out fuck the knocked got you young jedi.

Kant · #**317** 10-31-2007, 08:14 PM

i once tried to take on fdd's throng of fanatics with my swarm of bats. 000420's cult members joined fdd's mob and i lost

suicidesamurai · #**318** 12-01-2007, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScarletteSky

I once smoked some weed laced with meth (it was totally unknownst to me) and I almost died.

I once took a few hits of meth from a gaggler and by the end of the night almost my whole goatee had been plucked out.

fdd2blk · #**319** 12-01-2007, 06:33 AM

i once bought my friends a really nice bong. they broke it within a week.

tahoe58 · #**320** 12-01-2007, 06:50 AM

I once....dismantled an entire farm tractor because I could figure out why it wouldn't start....but forgot to check to make sure there wasn't sufficient fuel....wait....why am I admitting this....