^^^ i once pointed, laughed, then felt bad

I once gave a poor man in a third world country my hat, which was new, because his was worn and ragged, and I felt it was a good thing to do. Feeling he should give me something, he gave me his old hat. I later took it off and gave it back to him because I was afraid I would get lice.

I've never felt right about that. I wished I could at least have accepted the gift gracefully, if I couldn't in the manner in which it was given. I probably made him, if only in that moment, feel wretched and low. He probably felt looked down on by others every day of his life. And for that one moment, I was the one who reminded him of it. Worse yet, he might have thought I was being extremely generous.

I once broke a person's one-hitter, which was given as a gift, with the leg of my chair on accident. I lied, and said it fell off a high dresser (onto carpet, no less). They knew I was lying, and I knew I was lying, but I couldn't bear to be made the asshole (even though I was when I didn't admit to my mistake).

I once saw a man sprawled out on the pavement, in a pool of his own blood, struggling to stay alive. All I could do for him or his wife is gather his shoes, as he lay there dying.

~Ethno

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This user does not in any way advocate the breaking of any law, as these laws are generally in place for a good reason. This user does, however, encourage others to question the conceptual framework of their reality, to search for objective truth, and to fight for freedom, both external and internal. Inherent in the right to life and the pursuit of happiness is the freedom to speak and believe as one pleases, and the freedom to use their minds and bodies as they see fit, free from external control, so long as they cause no harm to anyone else in the process.

"For it is not what goes into your mouth that will defile you; rather, it is what comes out of your mouth that defiles you." - Jesus of Nazareth

"An if it harm none, do what ye will" - Wiccan Rede

This user, like anything purported to be said or done by his person, is completely fictitious in nature. That being said, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I once was ordered to attend an alcohol education program within a six month time frame. That was over a year ago; I've yet to go.

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I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy.

i once farted in my old math teachers face and pissed in his coffee

That's an extremely sad story, ethno. It's pretty obvious that incident still weighs on your mind.

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I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy.

oh hes fine he was just havin some fun at the time lol

deep. thank you for sharing.

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i'm the guy i've always wanted to be

i once saw a homeless man in a wheel chair missing a legal and a bullet wound to the right shoulder. I gave him 100 dollars, thanked me and wheeled his ass down. I watched him by 2 20 sacks of coke i proceeded to rob his ass , turned out he had both legs and ran away. I dont trust the homeless anymore


"chhaannngeeeee!!!! .....spair some changeeee please "

i once read a gay ass thread like this before

I once lit my fart on fire, a blue flame came out and it went up my crack, i felt burnt after that, (true story) everyone shit themselves laughing, and i proved it could be done

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