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Wikidbchofthewst · #**991** 07-02-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MoePunn

I once had to correct myself about an earlier posting which I only screwed up because (yep you guessed it, I was good'n'high when I posted it) So anyways Yeah you wicked bitch (Sorry I couldn't resist) I didn't realize you were a chic, 2nd I was just guessing how long ago but you still have my sympathy actually its worse now cause you are a girl... I hope those guys who did that to you get trapped on an elevator with a fat ass who has gas LOL
Viva-la-resistance

I once was locked in a chicken coup by the same cousins who trapped me in the casket. The hens didn't scare me, but that rooster was a mean sum bitch

diggitydank420 · #**992** 07-06-2008, 09:00 PM

I once crapped my pants on the strip in Vegas. Trust me, what happened there, stayed there, the maid at the MGM Grand found a nice stinky surprise in the trash can.

Wikidbchofthewst · #**993** 07-07-2008, 01:11 AM

I once chased a shot of tequila with a beer. I don't like beer as a chaser. I don't like BEER.

Mr. Maryjane · #**994** 07-07-2008, 01:20 AM

I once fell of a chair and broke my arm

Skate Hawaii · #**995** 07-07-2008, 04:58 AM

i once bought about 7 mexican tods (in mexico) some lolipops.
lol they were stoked

Wikidbchofthewst · #**996** 07-07-2008, 09:57 PM

I once had a bum begging for food at the drive thru have the NERVE to ask me to get him TWO NUMBER ELEVENS. Fool was obviously crazy.

MoePunn · #**997** 07-07-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Wikidbchofthewst

I once had a bum begging for food at the drive thru have the NERVE to ask me to get him TWO NUMBER ELEVENS. Fool was obviously crazy.

Did you at least buy him one of them?

Wikidbchofthewst · #**998** 07-07-2008, 11:22 PM

Fuck no! I started laughing my ass off and told him he was fucking crazy if he thought I was going to buy him two meals, he needed to be more realistic, and he kept insisting.

MoePunn · #**999** 07-08-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Wikidbchofthewst

Fuck no! I started laughing my ass off and told him he was fucking crazy if he thought I was going to buy him two meals, he needed to be more realistic, and he kept insisting.

Oh yeah Fuck him in the ear if he's going to persist, Ahhh did he forget who's helping who?

Wikidbchofthewst · #**1000** 07-08-2008, 07:45 PM

I once said the phrase "cock sucker" to my grandmother. I was 9 at the time.