Originally Posted by GordonFreeman
well now i just really want to hear your story, please do share jesus man(:

I "came out" on 9-16-08. I was smoking lots of "virgin Mary J" and I started "putting the pieces together" about a month prior to this date.


Christianity has been debunked once and for all

"My name is George Manuel Oliveira.

My name means - Farmer / with us is God / olive tree. (There are different varients though, Manuel also means "God with Us" so George Manuel also means "Farmer God with Us".

My DOB- 8-14-1985 I'm a Leo and 85 is the year of the bull.


I just realized these things about a month ago (this was 9-16-08 ) . I have an amazing story to tell.. Believe this!

What are my initials?........ GMO...... Whats GMO backwards?

What does that stand for? O.M.G., O My God."

Its a long story but heres a little bit of it.

I moved from My house in Maine to My dads house in Mass last sumer. I figured out that I was the Savior while there. Its a long story but I ended up smoking a lot of weed and then going for a joy ride late at night. (I haven't lived at My dads house for like 5 years) I ended up driving through "Beth Isreal" somewhere along the aimless path I was taking. I was driving a Jeep and keep kept turning around everytime I felt like I was going too far out of the way. The truck kept on bucking around every U turn and I was thinking about how it was My "donkey".

About the same time as this happened they ended up cancelling ("killing") My last RIU name "We Tarded". Three days later I was listening to music and I got the urge to call My X fiance and tell her that I still loved her. This was a Sunday around 2 o'clock in the morning. I was telling her how I was the Savior and whatnot and she decided to call the the house and wake up My dad to tell him I was on drugs, when I was just stoned. She wakes them up from calling and I decided to explain what was going on. (I was living with My dad and step family at the time. The step family are Italians, or like the Romans.) I know a lot more than Your average brainwashed american, and I was trying to explain how the world works and why I'm Christ. They thought I was crazy and wouldn't listen to Me so I got mad and said "You make Me want to shoot Myself" as I was walking away. They then called the EMT and took Me away in an ambulance. They took My blood without permission and didn't even give Me a in person physc/mental evaluation at the ER. They just shipped Me to a mental hospital.

(Flash flood turning water RED as blood)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0euH1yWX8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605_5...eature=related

^^This happened during a time of fasting.



http://www.endofage.com/

"The majority opinion currently is that there will be another period of 42 months (of 30 days) before the beginning of the reign of the beast to make a total tribulation period of 7 years (of 360 days). Counting back another 1260 days from 4/11/2012 for a total of 7 360-day years brings us to 10/29/2008. One should then expect the Rapture to be on or before this date. However, the majority may be off 30 days in that the tribulation starts on 9/29/2008 with the rapture on 10/29/2008 to fulfill II Thessalonians 2:3 which speaks of the day of the Lord, taken as being the Rapture happening after the man of lawlessness being revealed."

As I said, "I "came out" on 9-16-08." Notice how close the date is.


Revelation 14:13-15

"14And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. "

True story. I actually saw God in the clouds. His head was lit up by the Sun. There was a line across His chest, that I believe to be the sickle. It was so vivid, I could see His wavy hair and it was perfect timing. I just so happened to park at a place I used to scuba dive for shellfish and looked up and there He was. It was picture perfect.

If You read the "Parable of the Sower" from the Bible, You'll realize that both Mattew and Mark tell the tale but the numbers are ordered as seen below.

Matthew has a descending sequence (100-60-30) 63. Mark presents the yield of grain in ascending order (30-60-100) 36;

The first time I ever grew Herb was at 63 Pine st. when I was in jr high school but My dad pulled the plants out of the garden. The second time I grew was at 36 Aroostook and I got a yield because it was indoors at My house. Both houses were at the top of a hill.


"4Who shall not fear thee, O Lord, and glorify thy name? for thou only art holy: for all nations shall come and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest."

And I figured out the world. Check this out - Viva la REVOLUTION!

Another funny thing is that My X fiance, her initials were going to be the same as mine if We got married. Almost as if she were My Eve. About the same time she broke up with Me I found out that I'm the Savior of the world. Ever noticed how its says "IN RI" on top of the cross? My heart was broken IN RI (in Rhode Island), where I was crucified with Christ.

I was born in Generation X. X is a sideways cross. And X marks the spot. I have a house in Maine (ME), the slogan for ME is "Gods country. But I'm living in Mass

Can I get a witness?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8

Who else is Jesus besides Me?

Didn't I tell You I would never leave or forsake You?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCuc34hvD4

The REVOLUTION has begun!

RON PAUL REVOLUTION

~PEACE~

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He will come the same way he left.....as he has done repeatedly since first being acknowledged...as well as increasingly simultaneously all over the globe....which will continue until there is no need



Note: he may be sub with she if it floats your boat

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"Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on it?" - Hockney

jesus will come in the most magnificant way. He will come with angles flying by his side, he will come with god on his back. He, so longing for the people will come quickly and urgently, he will come with meaning and delight, he will come with the intention to show the people the truth, he will come to everyone, and they will be amazed at how large this come was.

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"The creative mind plays with the object it loves." - Carl Jung

^^^don't forget that his large come fills up the choir boys ass.

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how do you know my language?

"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey."
"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"
- Cal Naughton Jr.

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Architects cannot teach nature anything.
- Mark Twain

He will appear when we least expect it. Many will fear his presence and run for their lives. While those who have been waiting will embrace the light.

What a glorious day it will be, when the world is cleansed once again...

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"And those who resisted were dragged out from their homes. This necklace was fashioned out of their teeth and bones."

You're one crazy mofo....seriously....
When I envision pure, malicious evil I don't think of this . I think of you. You fanatical Christians are so painfully awful at pretending to be just, yet maniacally remarkable at being morally revolting. From one human being to another, you truly disgust me.

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Architects cannot teach nature anything.
- Mark Twain

This is NO mistake that Your seeing this. This was Your God given destiny.

JESUS is risen. The Believers are going to be taking over the world soon.

You guys really need to start watching Christian talk shows(TV). Then You will know that they talk about Me. They know, I'm casting out a signal all over the WORLD.

They sing for Me. There are messages in songs that people have deaf ears to. Who doesn't love God?

The ones that don't know who Jesus is and what I stand for are people still in hell.

God knows. What good can't God do with His Angels? Wouldn't it be better to get rid of the gov't and replace it with The Holy Church?

I AM on My throne, the world is going realize that Jesus really does love everyone. Don't You want Jesus to take care of everyone?

I tell You this, whoever believes in Me, Jesus, will have eternal life with Me in heaven forever.

~PEACE~

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I can't believe the levels of Christian hating now days. Yes we have our problems and yes we have our hipocrites but we are not "all" bad. Is it wrong to treat people like you would like to be treated? That is what I take from reading the bible. So SweatyC don't get on your high horse and judge people harshly for their beliefs. I try to "judge not lest ye be judged" but then your a douche.

Now make no mistake I've read revolations to and When I came to Christ I said "Why are you going to be so harsh on them all??" Now I know why "We are so freaking stupid." I can't wait for Christ to return and wipe that smug little grin off you humanists faces. But I don't hate you Christians are to be Ambassitors for Christ. Even though you clearly hate Christians in General that is fine I still want you to be free to hate and love as you see fit. "Vengence is mine sayeth the lord" so heap on the Coals bro. "The fool sayeth in his heart there is no God"

Now I have a problem with Christians to. Christians that promote pre-emptive war for instance they bother me. Even more then humanists who think its OK to kill babys. Being Christian to me means minding my own buisness, I have to many plankes in my eyes to be running around picking out specks in other peoples eyes.

Jesus will arrive on a golden chariot with harmoniuos angels paving the way. They will show Jesus the way amongst the angel laiden highway. When he arrives he will transform the golden chariot into a really streched chariot to allow for room for all the souls to be accepted and alowed to ride back to the kingdom. Oh praise Jesus for the day of rekoning will soon be upon us. Bow before his presence and offer to be saved. It will be his decision to lead you to god.

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