Perhaps he could arrive on a magic carpet. Couldn't help myself...I pre-apologize if this offends anyone.

oh like alladen. but alladen was muslum and dark skin. jesus is a jew who is refered to be white and clean cut,even though to be more accurate,jesus would have tan/dark skin to be more accurate. also jesus was born in july not december 25th.

a carpet,now thats silly

jesus will arrive on a big floating turd in the sky. he will shower piss down from the heavens to purify us. a carpet is silly,a giant turd sounds about right

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

A blimp would be best in my opinion.

oh but fellow christian,the giant floatin turd will be much bigger than a blimp and it will hold billions of people

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc1z9arhe0

People get ready Jesus is coming!

The Bible stands for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. The planets are going to turn into heavenly bodies where everyone is rich. We will take care of Our people.

Let Me tell You about some other things that have happened too. First off let Me say that I didn't really pick up the Bible until I got into the mental hospital, but I always felt a close connection to God through My truth and actions. After I started reading the Bible I realized it was written for Me to discern and share. I believe in reincarnation of the soul otherwise why would Jesus have a Second Coming? I believe I wrote the Bible in My last physical life. I took the nails.

Who knows and will not repent and ascend others into heaven too? Woe to these people.

Mark 8-38

"For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adulterous and sinful generation,
of him the Son of Man also will be ashamed when He comes in the glory of His Father with the holy angels."

Just imagine all that I have had to suffer in order to bring this laid table forth. Not by man but by God. Our Dad. After I wrote this "God. Our Dad"I noticed this God. Our D ad. GOD anno domini (or after death?).

This is the year of the LORD!

I AM in a different demension. The world is for Jesus. They send secret messages via the radio and whatnot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzKp2...eature=related

~PEACE~

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I speak the Truth. Listen to Me!

I have been randomly reading parts of the Bible bit by bit, here a little and there a little and it always seems like I read the right things at the perfect time. Undoubtedly!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_11

When they drew near to Jerusalem, to Bethphage and Bethany at the Mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples
2 and said to them, "Go into the village opposite you, and immediately on entering it, you will find a colt tethered on which no one has ever sat. Untie it and bring it here. 3 If anyone should say to you, 'Why are you doing this?' reply, 'The Master has need of it and will send it back here at once.'" 4 So they went off and found a colt tethered at a gate outside on the street, and they untied it. 5 Some of the bystanders said to them, "What are you doing, untying the colt?" 6 They answered them just as Jesus had told them to, and they permitted them to do it. 7 So they brought the colt to Jesus and put their cloaks over it. And he sat on it. 8 Many people spread their cloaks on the road, and others spread leafy branches that they had cut from the fields. 9 Those preceding him as well as those following kept crying out: "Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord! 10 Blessed is the kingdom of our father David that is to come! Hosanna in the highest!" 11 He entered Jerusalem and went into the temple area. He looked around at everything and, since it was already late, went out to Bethany with the Twelve.
Well its just happens to be the last time I was with My X fiance, I took her horseback riding IN RI (in Rhode Island). We drove a couple towns over from her town. This was the second time in this life that I've been horseback riding by Myself. I just really wanted to go horseback riding for some compelling reason even though I knew Me and her were going to brake up but We were still "trying to be friends" since We were engaged for ~2 years. It was like a last "horaa".

So We get there and We go to a bence to wait for the lady. I saw which horse I wanted to ride. He was the meanest off them all, so beautiful and strong. And actually You'll never believed what happened unless You trust Jesus.

They wanted to give Me another horse but I just knew I was getting the colt. I just asked nicely if I could ride him, and they were VERY nice and said sure. They then tell Me that the horse was never riden before Me there. They just got the horse in a few days ago and NO ONE rode it yet. There were two ladies at this time and one of them were saying the horse might be wild. I said I could handle it and it was done. They untied the horse and sadled it up. I then jumped on the horse and off We went.

I actually saw a fishercat fighting with some low branches. I was saying how it looks like hes boxing the little bush. The fishercat was only about 30 feet away and he wasn't afraid of the horses at all. Actually We saw him on the way back too doing the same thing. I saw some deer there too. My horse was so fiesty, he kept trying to run in front of the lady guide and it was just the way I wanted. As I'm reading Scripture right now I see that "and others cut down leafy branches", I recall that the girl I was following might have broken a couple branches to free up the way. My X was following a little farther behind (~20ft) on a slower "donkey" like horse.

Today is the first day that I've read this piece from the Bible. I have been fullfilling many scriptures to a T and not being aware of it until now.

12 2 The next day as they were leaving Bethany he was hungry. 13 Seeing from a distance a fig tree in leaf, he went over to see if he could find anything on it. When he reached it he found nothing but leaves; it was not the time for figs. 14 And he said to it in reply, "May no one ever eat of your fruit again!" And his disciples heard it. 15 3 They came to Jerusalem, and on entering the temple area he began to drive out those selling and buying there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves (preachers). 16 He did not permit anyone to carry anything through the temple area. (Not too many people came into My house in ME because I was growing weed and was paranoid because it was steaming up My house in the winter time because I was recirculating the growroom air to help with heating the house. And when the ~800 cfm fan came on, it would sound like a small hurricane.)17 Then he taught them saying, "Is it not written: 'My house shall be called a house of prayerfor all peoples'? But you have made it a den of thieves." (I felt as though I was a criminal because of growing Mary J.)18 The chief priests and the scribes came to hear of it and were seeking a way to put him to death, yet they feared him because the whole crowd was astonished at his teaching. 19 When evening came, they went out of the city. 20 Early in the morning, as they were walking along, they saw the fig tree withered to its roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to him, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree that you cursed has withered." 22 Jesus said to them in reply, "Have faith in God. 23 Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. 24 Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. 25 When you stand to pray, forgive anyone against whom you have a grievance, so that your heavenly Father may in turn forgive you your transgressions." 26 ) 4 27 5 They returned once more to Jerusalem. As he was walking in the temple area, the chief priests, the scribes, and the elders approached him 28 and said to him, "By what authority are you doing these things? Or who gave you this authority to do them?" 29 Jesus said to them, "I shall ask you one question. Answer me, and I will tell you by what authority I do these things. 30 Was John's baptism of heavenly or of human origin? Answer me." 31 They discussed this among themselves and said, "If we say, 'Of heavenly origin,' he will say, '(Then) why did you not believe him?' 32 But shall we say, 'Of human origin'?"--they feared the crowd, for they all thought John really was a prophet. 33 So they said to Jesus in reply, "We do not know." Then Jesus said to them, "Neither shall I tell you by what authority I do these things."

(I have an uncle John, and last time I saw him he was saying that he saw "aliens" come down some time ago in their space ships. He said they looked similar to Us. I don't believe he would have a reason to lie about it. )

These things are happening. I had to remind Myself about My past life. I wrote the Bible so I could wake people up in a later time in the future. Which is now present.

So now You know You have been reincarnated to be a witness once more. Now do You remember who You are? An Angel of the LORD yet?

There is more. Its going to be like a rush of water flowing throughout the Earth, inside and out. Its going to be like connecting to the center of the Earths core to recieve power. Its going to be like playing marbels with planets in a 2 dimensional world from above. Its going to be like throwing galaxies as if frisbees. Its going to be like cloning universes. Its going to be like picking where Your soul goes.

You have to read the Bible like its meant for You to have wisdom about the present from the past. Like going from One Age to another. You have to read it like Christ is here, NOW! You will realize the power of the Holy Ghost/Me. You will see how good God is.

It will be like removing the blinds from the eyes. Like going from an enslaved world full of peasants to a galactic enterprise full of wealth. It will be like the Earth blowing up like a balloon with all sorts of underground worlds taping into FREE geo-thermal energy for power. It will be like planet hopping on a weekend. It will be like heaven.

~PEACE~

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Now don't start bothering me with religious spam, We,but you should listen to this song over and over again.You'd like that.It's also a good movie.Elmer Gantry, about religious hypocrisy.

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i think im going to hell in a bucket for that one

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I can show You the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURMECNynHw

Do You trust Me?



I AM like Aladdin. Al addin(g) the world up with Angels. God Our Dad has got My back so I can have Your back. We have the genie (Spirit) to let out for everyone.

Genie- a Spirit, often appearing in human form, that when summoned by a person carries out the wishes of the summoner.




Jesus has a blanket (magic carpet) covering the WHOLE Earth in information by the works of My hands. My wordS are My Sword(s). words = sword. Double edged sword cutting through the devils/gov't lies to make a way, where there seemes to be no way.


I AM like 1 AM in the morning. The turning back of time from completing a cycle. One step into the dawning of a NEW AGE.




For We know that if our earthly dwelling, 1 a tent, should be destroyed, We have a building from God, a dwelling not made with hands, eternal in heaven. 2 2 For in this tent We groan, longing to be further clothed with our heavenly habitation 3 if indeed, when We have taken it off, 3 We shall not be found naked. 4 For while We are in this tent We groan and are weighed down, because We do not wish to be unclothed 4 but to be further clothed, so that what is mortal may be swallowed up by life. 5 Now the One who has prepared Us for this very thing is God, who has given Us the Spirit as a first installment. 5 6 6 So We are always courageous, although We know that while We are at home in the body We are away from the Lord, 7 for We walk by faith, not by sight. 8 Yet We are courageous, and We would rather leave the body and go home to the Lord. 9 Therefore, We aspire to please Him, whether We are at home or away. 10 For We must all appear 7 before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive recompense, according to what he did in the body, whether good or evil. 11 8 Therefore, since we know the fear of the Lord, We try to persuade others; but We are clearly apparent to God, and I hope We are also apparent to your consciousness. 12 We are not commending Ourselves to you again but giving you an opportunity to boast of Us, so that you may have something to say to those who boast of external appearance rather than of the heart. 13 For if We are out of our minds, 9 it is for God; if we are rational, it is for you. 14 10 For the Love of Christ impels Us, once We have come to the conviction that One died for all; therefore, all have died. 15 He indeed died for all, so that those who live might no longer live for themselves but for Him who for their sake died and was raised. 16 Consequently, 11 from now on We regard no one according to the flesh; even if We once knew Christ according to the flesh, yet now We know him so no longer. 17 So whoever is in Christ is a new creation: the old things have passed away; behold, new things have come. 18 12 And all this is from God, who has reconciled us to himself through Christ and given us the ministry of reconciliation, 19 namely, God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting their trespasses against them and entrusting to us the message of reconciliation. 20 So We are ambassadors for Christ, as if God were appealing through us. We implore you on behalf of Christ, be reconciled to God. 21 13 For our sake he made him to be sin who did not know sin, so that We might become the righteousness of God in him.

Who will deny Me?

Is it not I that picks the systems of the universe? Did I not place Myself into this place in time to bring this message? Who else but the Son of God? The LORD of Hosts.

http://endtimepilgrim.org/unleavened.htm

"For I indeed, as absent in body but present in Spirit, have already judged (as though I were present) him who has so done this deed. In the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ, when You are gathered together, along with My Spirit, with the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, deliver such a One to satan for the destruction of the flesh, that his spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.

Your glorying is not good. Do You not know that a little heaven, heavens up the whole Earth? Therefore purge out the old leaven(sin), that You may be a new Earth, since the Earth is truly are unheavenly. For indeed Christ, Our Passover, was sacrificed for Us. "

The main meal that I've had in the past couple days has been pizza(unleavened bread). My mom brought it home the other day unknowingly. Right now they are cooking two halfs of a sockeye fish.

"For the bread of God is He who comes down from heaven
and gives life to the world."

John 6:50
"This is the bread which comes down from heaven,
that one may eat of it and not die." John 6:51
I am the living bread which came down from heaven.
If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever;
and the bread that I shall give is My flesh,
which I shall give for the life of the world.

The Pharisees, the religious establishment of the time, knew very well what Jesus was talking about. They were well versed in the typology of the Messiah as the Bread of Heaven. They knew when He referred to Himself as the Bread of Heaven He was claiming to be the promised Messiah, the Holy One of Israel. That is why they took up stones to stone Him.
Jesus was the final and perfect sacrifice for sin. His body, broken and humbled on the cross, was offered for our redemption. He was buried just as the eve of the Feast of Unleavened Bread approached. And thus Jesus Christ/Yeshua Hamashiach fulfilled the Feast of Unleavened Bread."

Right now, I'm catching up to Myself. I have been fullfilling prophecy without even knowing it. I'm keeping an eye out now.

~PEACE~

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