ALL BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD

I WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS,ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS YOUR SOUL,AND I WILL GIVE U BUD THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE HIGH...U WILL DIE AND 24HR LATER WHEN U ARE IN THE MORGUE U WILL COME BACK TO LIFE.

ALL BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM SATAN, YOUR INTERNAL GOD...

BOW

I SAID BOW BEFORE I...



BOW DOWN,THE NEW ERA HAS BEGUN

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

Wow this is cool. i've been looking for you. just a few questions.

which religion to i follow to avoid hell when i die?

1. if by chance i go to hell anyway, are there some things i should bring (portable fans, sunblock, dry ice...). i could tell my folks to put these items in my casket in my will.

2. if/when i give up my soul, is it some type of pawn shop deal or what? What i mean is, if i sell my soul to sleep with Halle Berry could I at some later point pay some sort of tythe to earn my soul back?? Like if i decided i want my soul back i'd have to fuck a goat or something.

3. Most vendors offer some sort of guarantee/warranty for their services--i can expect no less of you mister lucifer sir., no?

4. also do you have a site that accepts visa or do i have to go through that horrid paypal system?

i'd a ppreciate answers to any or all of these queries at your earliest convience.

i give immortality...with 72virgins...72 camen electras for the guys,72fabio for the girls,and for the mix genders,they can have both if they want...

1 temps are a nice 83degree year round,u will never gain a lb when u eat so eat like a pig. u can bring your parents too...ill give them imortality and a life set of money if they come too.

2 the soul gets shot at the angels,thats some real good food there...mmm bbq angel wings. less angels the easier to take god down. god is a 1foot tall little spider monkey. if u can find your soul u can have it back but u will die 20min later after it gets injected into your blood streem. no crazy ship will happen,it is paradise.

3 we got lawyers that will go over everything with you when u say yes.

4 no money is accepted,no barcodes,no govt,no poverty,no more pain... come into me for i am u.

and always 666

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

What kind of dental plan do you offer?

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The rousing tale of a young gynecologist:
Now that I've made you laugh,Sign my petition.
http://www.petitiononline.com/420now/petition.html

I don't ask for riches and virgins and peace. I'd like weed and poker, billiards, strip bars, and freaky easy women. (oh and no diseases, thanks)
And cable tv with every channel including hard core porn and no censorship. Oh and high speed internet access.
And motorcycles and dune buggies and speedboats, everything fast and dangerous. (with no warning labels)

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Bukkake Bud: It might taste like splooge but shoots smiles all over your face.
When you'll suck on just about anything~think Bukkake.

HITLER-CLEAN
SADDAM-EXPRESS
BUSH-RETARDIDLY CLEAN,WAIT BUSH ISNT DEAD...YET

THOSE ARE THE THREE FREE DENTAL PLANS U CAN CHOOSE FROM. ALL VERY GOOD IN SERVICE AND CLEANLYNESS.



THEN IMAGINE IT AND SEE IF IT WILL COME TRUE.

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

Hm.I guess I'll take Hitler.Maybe if I have no cavities, I'll get one of those little mustaches.....

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Now that I've made you laugh,Sign my petition.
http://www.petitiononline.com/420now/petition.html

ooh no dont, you will attract crabs...big giant spider crabs, and they will huuuuuuuuuurt.

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...

I guess I'll take the Saddam Scurvy Beard dental plan, then.

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Now that I've made you laugh,Sign my petition.
http://www.petitiononline.com/420now/petition.html

u got it

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I am satan
...The Last Resort...