I am satan - Page 3

wackymack · #21 01-07-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by misshestermoffitt

I don't want any Fabio, he's a douche.

HE IS ONE BUT THATS YOUR CHOICE REALLY,FABIO DID I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER(WITCH REALLY IS NOT BUTTER,TOO LOW OF A DAIRY PERCENTAGE TO BE COSIDERED REAL BUTTER)

I GOT SOMEONE FOR U IN THE AFTERLIFE,HOPE U ENJOY,U WILL HAVE 72 OF THESE...

he looks like a kid

and for the guys who want to be picky then 72 of these pretty girls...

misshestermoffitt · #22 01-07-2009, 01:33 PM

I'll pass on the tons of fun, thanks for the offer though.

You'd think as satan, if you were hiring you might offer something more appealing.

humblesmurph · #23 01-07-2009, 01:40 PM

fuk it......... i'll join up. way i figure it, at least hell is somewhere. Hell way better than being in limbo--that shit is like, nowhere. I been nowhere once (fukking salvia divornum) bad trip.....sucked.

wackymack · #24 01-07-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by misshestermoffitt

I'll pass on the tons of fun, thanks for the offer though.

You'd think as satan, if you were hiring you might offer something more appealing.

i am,the fat kid is like clay,shape him into anyform u want,add a few years on to him so u dont go to jail,make him into what u want.

i presented u with 2 more offers,one offer is a permanant offer and the other offers u can shape them into what u desire

humblesmurph · #25 01-07-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wackymack

i am,the fat kid is like clay,shape him into anyform u want,add a few years on to him so u dont go to jail,make him into what u want.

i presented u with 2 more offers,one offer is a permanant offer and the other offers u can shape them into what u desire

what i'm confused......fuk. OK look, I just want the regular deal as far as the chicks go. whatever that is. I was certainly cool with the 72 Carmen Electras (seems disenguous to suggest that any of them could possibly be virgins, but hey sits still cool).

i'll take the sex drugs and rock and roll option package. My dad always told me to ask for that if I decided to join up.

hail satan.

wackymack · #26 01-07-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by humblesmurph

what i'm confused......fuk. OK look, I just want the regular deal as far as the chicks go. whatever that is. I was certainly cool with the 72 Carmen Electras (seems disenguous to suggest that any of them could possibly be virgins, but hey sits still cool).

i'll take the sex drugs and rock and roll option package. My dad always told me to ask for that if I decided to join up.

hail satan.

U GOT THE R N R PACKAGE,CONGRATS

NewGrowth · #27 01-07-2009, 04:12 PM

Rock on satan just don't steal my weed or I might have to kick your ass.

wackymack · #28 01-07-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NewGrowth

Rock on satan just don't steal my weed or I might have to kick your ass.

i will never steal your weed,i give it to u for free,i give u the desire to grow your own weed,so in term...i am giving you weed

misshestermoffitt · #29 01-08-2009, 06:43 AM

Why do guys get Carmen electra and girls get stuck with that fucked up looking fabio? Not a good deal, if we get fabio, then the guys should get Jeanene Garafalo. Seems about the same to me.

humblesmurph · #30 01-08-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by misshestermoffitt

Why do guys get Carmen electra and girls get stuck with that fucked up looking fabio? Not a good deal, if we get fabio, then the guys should get Jeanene Garafalo. Seems about the same to me.

aww, i kinda think she's cute.