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Old 10-20-2008, 01:38 PM
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Default crazy sex stories.... no fake stories pleaze....
man i had some wild times in my life ....
from meeting chicks on the bus, getting busy at work, and just plain crazy nympho stories.... ill elaborate soon on my favorite sex moment.... but ill wait to see what you guys post.....
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okay, not a sex story, but true

i learned how to masturbate when i was like 6 from that ace ventura movie where he goes to africa. i learned from that scene where they show him fapping in his tent and you see the shadow of his dick and he's jerkin it rofl. well anyway after i learn how to fap i go to school (was either kindergarten or 1st grade don't remember) the next day and i go over to my gf. all i remember is fingering her in the classroom while i'm fapping. i did this for the next couple months every day in classroom until eventually i got suspended. LOL
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okay, not a sex story, but true

i learned how to masturbate when i was like 6 from that ace ventura movie where he goes to africa. i learned from that scene where they show him fapping in his tent and you see the shadow of his dick and he's jerkin it rofl. well anyway after i learn how to fap i go to school (was either kindergarten or 1st grade don't remember) the next day and i go over to my gf. all i remember is fingering her in the classroom while i'm fapping. i did this for the next couple months every day in classroom until eventually i got suspended. LOL
shit man your an early bloomer... i was like 13 when i figured it out.... i first had this weird techinque.....it was the dough roller method.... i cant explain it..... nice pecks man....your ripped....
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shit man your an early bloomer... i was like 13 when i figured it out.... i first had this weird techinque.....it was the dough roller method.... i cant explain it..... nice pecks man....your ripped....
judging by your ... and thinking, it sounds like you're the one ripped to me brah. LOL.. what are you smoking on? and thanks for ur words. i actually like my traps + quads the most, my chest needs work still..

now that i reflect on my fingering my gf, i wander if i even nutted? or if it felt good? or if what i was doing to her felt good? i mean @ 6 it's not like my testosterone is spiking or her estrogen is kicking in.. D:
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shit im smokin some kush man... i go some really weird sex stories...im debating telling them..... it would be alot of typing... traps...lol.... your funny dude... i always see you on other thread talkin bout your regiment and getting buff....lol
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Now, what is considered crazy? I'm sitting here thinking, and can't think of anything that I, personally, would consider crazy....some damn good/fun times......

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i had my first (and at present only) threesome at Safari West (which is like this zoo thing in NorCal where you take a jeep tour through different animal enclosures, kind of like the wild animal park in san diego) with a 15 and a 16 year old from Canada when I spent the night there.
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shit im smokin some kush man... i go some really weird sex stories...im debating telling them..... it would be alot of typing... traps...lol.... your funny dude... i always see you on other thread talkin bout your regiment and getting buff....lol
hey everyone needs a gimmick.... im doing the sam jack...
damn right i fuckin love body building..ill do it till i die..spill some crazy stories my dude!! i bet u have plenty brah. i mean, idk if anything will be as morbid as a 6 yr jackin off while he fingers a 6 yr old girl but still!! lol: )
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i had my first (and at present only) threesome at Safari West (which is like this zoo thing in NorCal where you take a jeep tour through different animal enclosures, kind of like the wild animal park in san diego) with a 15 and a 16 year old from Canada when I spent the night there.
OMFG!!!! dude, i swear to god, one time i went to safari west and there was dry cum on the backseat of the jeep! LOL
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OMFG!!!! dude, i swear to god, one time i went to safari west and there was dry cum on the backseat of the jeep! LOL
wasn't mine! we did it in an empty cabin (the door locks are never used there unless occupied, btw)
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