barneys farm g13 haze fem

re reviewed after you get it dry enough for a joint (1st review was with a pipe while wet) this shit is grade A #1 kill for the sativa lovers no real couch lock, but it does slow you down. leaves your cheeks sore from grinning almost feels like the front of your head is going to bust from the activity going on (feels like every neuron is firing at once.) i think i am in love with g13 haze.

but i like fluffy! it's easier to break apart and the best THC profiles are found in fluffy buds like stealth columbian gold popcorn from back in the day that "bag appeal" propaganda would have you believe makes it unworthy of sampling with it's boring pine & wheatgrass odors until you blaze 3-4 big chambers and the room starts spinning on you and you think that no sticky glue white strain you ever smoked fucked you up that bad.

don't believe the bag appeal hype. that superior high you got is way better than any of those schwag appeal traits that only take the buzz down to sleepy town. any time you want to get rid of fluffy up bud, i'll trade ya twice back in hashplant.

if you want a haze that doesn't slow you down at all, try high quality seeds' $28 haze skunk. i hate even a little couchlock and that strain's lead eye never gets worse than columbian gold stone and doesn't fall off to it in a month of wake & baking either, it just keeps building up in your system.

it's the most potent high short of live your life in fast forward kali mist i've had maybe. not as trippy as gold or jack's cleaner 2 maybe, but very potent, functional, creative, inspirational, motivational and with a nice energy profile you can chose your own activity level or lack thereof that makes you happy. it has to be good pain meds as i lost weight on it fast, pun intended, by just tuning hunger pangs out and sticking with whatever else was more interesting or productive. it also has great euphoria. try it. i think you'll like it. it's my 2nd favorite after JC2. if you can let it stretch and train it, it likes to make a lot of little single bud sites every couple inches. as potent as it is, i had no expansion problems with reasonable sized one hitters or nausea issues other than the 1st time i tried it with a little too much enthusiasm not expecting it to be for real. after that, it was easy to keep a mellow pace with respecting it's boundaries. there are strains out there that might be a little more potent still, but most of them just get it from stone that haze skunk doesn't really have so it's potency is totally up. i really want to see what JC2's stonier, but trippier high does with that motivational & on the verge of trippy hi-po buzz. someone would have to own a time machine or something to frown at something like that.