Joint Doctor: Diesel Ryder

\|/Joker420\|/

Well-Known Member
Hello kiddies glad you could join me…hope u too are as high is me. Let me just say the DRs have been a pleasure to grow form start to finish, very hassle free strain, its this that makes DR a good choice for beginners while also giving the more experience growers plenty of room to tweak for perfection…These are just my experiences.


DISCLAIMER: I suffer from extreme schizophrenia, Im also a pathological lier, so every thing i say here is false and completely made up of my own reality….




The Joint Doctors- Diesel Ryder.

RATE SCALE: * to *****

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SeedBank : Attitude

Strain: diesel ryder

Soil: Fox Farm Ocean Forest

Light: 400 watt Mh/HPS

Vegetation: 2 1/2 weeks

Flower: 7 weeks

Nutes: Tiger-bloom, molasses , potassium supplement

M to F ratio: 4 female , 1 male

Yield: 29.5g

Bag Appeal: *****

Smell: Skunky, Fruity, also was told it smells like a "puppies' breath"


In-depth

THE GROWth, ****
As i said before this strain was a pleasure to grow very hassle free for the most part, pretty fast growth that explodes around week 5, but slows in the final weeks of flowering, Smell kicks in around week 5 also, by the time you harvest these things smell absolutely wonderful, skunky, fruity, and orange juicy.
Pretty resinous plant completely covered in wonderful crystals, two seemed to grow as one main cola, the other two topped themselves some how (not exactly sure how this happened, but i do have a theory) producing four small tops. The buds aren't exactly the most dense, but thats ok with me. Yield was slightly lacking, that had a little more to do with me though.

THE SMELL*****
Anyone who is considering this strain you better have measures in place to keep the smell under control its very very powerful. Its pretty funny actually because the bud are in jars now so every time i open the jar to get a little bud out the smell hits me…after a few minutes u get use to it and you say "ah its not that bad" seal the jar and leave the room… come back a few minutes later then BAM smells like a skunk just sprayed the walls with dankness…pretty sweet actually

THE SMOKE****
The smoke taste the best in a vaporizer(obviously)… id say the taste is pretty earthy, a little on the tangy side. In a joint, still earthy nice smooth smoke, no harshness no coughing a lung out.
Bong not yet tested
p.s. i swear my lips and tongue go numb when i smoke this in a joint

THE HiGH****
So the high is more sativa to me, a heady high, You know one of those highs where you think your a Scientist or a Philosopher, where you really analysis shit and try to understand it… i for one like it. Anyway the high starts pretty strong…but I do feel like it should last slightly longer. Munchies make an appearance towards the end, before you know it you will be raiding the kitchen in search of that special treat.

FINAL VERDICT ****
Overall a good smoke thats not gonna bog you down, fun to smoke with friends or solo.
Recommended activities: Paint, Draw, Write, Play video games, watch a good movie, pretty much a little something for everybody.

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special thanks to the original Art of the Auto fokes, who followed this from start to finish
 

Dankist

Member
Nice lookin plantz! What was your nute cycle like? What was the dry weight? And also , whats the difference between the joker and the riddler? they seem pretty similar to me
 
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