Nirvana Jock Horror Smoke Report

SpruceZeus

Well-Known Member
I know there are already a couple reviews of this strain up there, but I wanted to throw in my 2 cents.

Strain:
Jock Horror from Nirvana, (Multiple hybrid of Northern Lights, Skunk and Haze)

Ordered through the 'tude. got the t-shirt, kinda crappy quality shirt, but i'm not that upset.

Growth:
(9/10 germinated)
I grew the seeds in Promix, in 16 Oz solo cups until they were mature. (showing sex) At which point I killed the 5 males and took clones of the 4 remaining females. Killing the original mothers.
I ran a round of these in my Ebb and flow table. 2 distinct phenotypes emerged, one longer flowering with alot of stretch and a hazy pine flavour, and one 9 week plant with a citrus spice that made picking a mother easy.
The buds grow pretty large and dense, and will really shoot out the calyxes late in flowering.

Nutes:
FHD Holland Secret 3 part nutes, with cal-max and H202 in the hydro portion. Maxing about at 1.1 EC at week 6 of flower.



Yield:
Because I started growing this strain during my transition from soil to hydro, I never actually flowered out the original plants, so I can't comment on yield from seed.
Run 12/12 from 3" clone in my ebb and flow tables, I get somewhere in the 1/2 Oz per plant area. (pretty good as far as i'm concerned.)


Bag Appeal:
Good, not great! Certainly not as flashy as some of the other strains I've grown, but i'm a personal grower, so bag appeal means next to nothing as far as i'm concerned.
It is very pretty, but not the prettiest.

Smell:
Super Citrus-ey. Hits the nose immediately upon opening the jar and tickles with that undiscribable hazy scent.
Smell when burned is a very strong skunky odour.

Taste:
Upfront the taste is very oily, skunky. Upon exhaling the orange and lemon flavours come through strong. Delicious.


The High:
Hits me suprisingly fast. My second hit on a joint or pipe will cross my eyes and set in some confusion. Over the next 5 to 10 minutes the cloudiness disipates and a push of energy comes on. Very fun, creative high. Perfect for smoking during the day.

For a 9 week plant, the sativa is very dominant. This is a very euphoric strain, puts a smile on my face.I've yet to find the ceiling of the high from this strain. After smoking a two or three joints, I'm too high to continue. Pretty great if you ask me.

Medicinally, I would say this is a good strain to treat depression and lethargy. However, I could definitely see it being bad for someone who suffers from anxiety, the soaring high might be a little too much to handle. (try some white rhino instead...)

Comments:
I like it!!! It is pretty much the strain I was hoping for when I bought it.
Tasty smoke, nice sativa dominant high, very quick at 9 weeks and a pretty good yielder.

As far as I'm concerned, for $25 a pack, it would be silly to not grow this strain.




Though I'm sure they exist, i'm at this time unable to find any pictures of these plants before they were about 5 or 6 weeks old. Sorry!!!

Ladie parts!!!

The 4 ladies.





Again, there appears to be a gap in photos here... must've been stoned.


Keeper Pheno~~



Some nice well cured nugs. Still super dark colour, but the flavour is clear and not harsh at all.



Phew... that took a while. Time to reward myself.

Just a wee bowl for the moment, I've got a long night ahead of me.


This was a much harder picture to take than you would think.


So thats pretty much it, if anyone has any questions, comments, threats, proposals, inquiries or exclamations, feel free.
Also I have alot more pictures of this girl in flower and dried buds, all you have to do is ask.



Overgrow prohibition!!!
 

bluesdad

Well-Known Member
gonna try some o dat horror .last plant i had of J.H. it was killed by a pissed wife...she killed my baby man,and she was lookin good.might try after my lil ghetto grow gets done.
 

ce1esv

Well-Known Member
nice report man ...
this is my Jock Horror .... resin , resin
this is like you Jock? sorry my english:weed:

regards
 

shepj

Oracle of Hallucinogens
Very nice! May I ask, if you have ever had Jack Herer? How does Jock Horror compare?
 

Hogg

Active Member
My understanding these are 2 completely different strains, they have different buzz's Jock = mostly sativa high very happy weed, Jack is a strong Indica body stone with just a lil head high in there. Most people seem to like the Jock buzz better but its a personal preference for high type as too which is better. Hope this helps
 

pelt1

Well-Known Member
Glad someone revived this smoke report. I have some Jocks in flower right now. I can't wait till these things are done.
 

SCARHOLE

Well-Known Member
Ive also read that Jock horrer isnt a rip off of Jack Herrer.
Nirvanas Ak48 is Jock Horrer x Ice.
After trying her id love grow the parents.
Nirvana has some great bud...
 

Anita Bhonghitt

Active Member
My understanding these are 2 completely different strains, they have different buzz's Jock = mostly sativa high very happy weed, Jack is a strong Indica body stone with just a lil head high in there. Most people seem to like the Jock buzz better but its a personal preference for high type as too which is better. Hope this helps
No, I've done both and they are pretty similar. They hit hard in the head, scrambles your brain for a bit and then creeps to the body. No ceiling on either one. Cured bud had a spicy/black pepper smell. Both will triple their size once you flip to 12/12. Both are good yielders. The Jack Herer was the stronger of the two and the effect lasted a little longer. It also had a better /more defined taste. The Jock Horror finished about 2 and a half weeks faster than the Jack. The Jock is also $177 cheaper for a 10 pack, so make up your own mind. Both are excellent, but for the money the Jock Horror is a great deal!
 

pelt1

Well-Known Member
No, I've done both and they are pretty similar. They hit hard in the head, scrambles your brain for a bit and then creeps to the body. No ceiling on either one. Cured bud had a spicy/black pepper smell. Both will triple their size once you flip to 12/12. Both are good yielders. The Jack Herer was the stronger of the two and the effect lasted a little longer. It also had a better /more defined taste. The Jock Horror finished about 2 and a half weeks faster than the Jack. The Jock is also $177 cheaper for a 10 pack, so make up your own mind. Both are excellent, but for the money the Jock Horror is a great deal!
Since you have some experience with Jock, what would you say the grade is? Like would it be considered "FIRE" on the streets, or would it just be good?
 

Llamamontana

Well-Known Member
I have to agree with Anita. JH rates about 8.5 out of 10 which on the streets would be rated as fire. I grew two JH's last fall and the yield was about 2 ounces per plant tons of sticky resin and crystals covering everything. It is a great smoke. I mostly vape and I get the really strong delicious citrus flavor and smell. I do not get the oily skunk at all from my batch, but hey, who's complaining? From the low price to the quality and yeild, I think I'll keep the JH as one of my staples.
 

pelt1

Well-Known Member
Ok.... Writing this as the buzz is setting in.

But I had some I pulled a while ago(before my final harvest) because some of the plant was getting too close to the light.

Wow this shit hits HARD!!! And I mean hard!!! I only have this to compare to the NL I grew, and random 'reg' from the hood. And this shit goes hard!! I'm not sure I want to say if I prefer this high to the one from NL, but they are DEFINETELY different!

The JH is definetely more intense, almost to the point of possible paranoia so far. So far, the high is mostly heady, but I also don't really feel my fingers as i am typing this. Definetely energetic, like I just felt compelled to.... do something so I decided to tell you guys about it RIGHT NOW for some reason!!!

The NL typically just makes me sit back in my chair, the JH almost feels like I had a big dose of caffeine. I would almost say it's kinda "adderal-ish." Not sure if it would bring that type of focus, but the ability to want to do something is on that level.

I'll do a proper smoke report in a bit.
 

drdank50

Well-Known Member
Ok.... Writing this as the buzz is setting in.

But I had some I pulled a while ago(before my final harvest) because some of the plant was getting too close to the light.

Wow this shit hits HARD!!! And I mean hard!!! I only have this to compare to the NL I grew, and random 'reg' from the hood. And this shit goes hard!! I'm not sure I want to say if I prefer this high to the one from NL, but they are DEFINETELY different!

The JH is definetely more intense, almost to the point of possible paranoia so far. So far, the high is mostly heady, but I also don't really feel my fingers as i am typing this. Definetely energetic, like I just felt compelled to.... do something so I decided to tell you guys about it RIGHT NOW for some reason!!!

The NL typically just makes me sit back in my chair, the JH almost feels like I had a big dose of caffeine. I would almost say it's kinda "adderal-ish." Not sure if it would bring that type of focus, but the ability to want to do something is on that level.

I'll do a proper smoke report in a bit.

I'm gonna have to agree. I grew out some jock horror and just watched the colas EXPLODE on the top. No shit, these babies yield nice too.

The high? Hits you like a freight train. I'll describe this since i just smoked it. If you are having a day where you are just exhausted, its Friday night, people are blowing up your cell phone. You think to yourself, damn, I'm fucking spent.. Head over to your stash, drop a nug into the grinder. Have a seat at your desk, flip out a nice king size Rizla. As you roll up the tippy, you tuck it away in the cone folder paper. Drop some bud in and twist up a Mr friendly. One torch to the end and you can feel a sweet skunk flavor roll around in your pallet. This stuff with make you COUGH if you take a huge hit. There is no creep to this weed. It just HITS you. But.. you realize after a few hits, you turn up the radio. Feel the beat in the background and know you are gonna get the fuck out there tonight. Its time to party!
 

mikey0

Member
Sounds like a great strain I really like energetic highs suck as this one especially during the day. Nice to do something high instead of veg ya know.
 
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