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I have reached the point where I no longer get any wiser. I just become more cognizant of my own limitations, especially that dark spectre that hangs above us all, that is when it ain't swinging in ever more swiftly to lop my shit off at the neck. But yes. I always appreciate the salutations I...

Bit late, but happy belated birthday. You're a real gem C2G. They should make more like you. That is about as sensitive I'll ever get, better take it while it's available. Jk. Much love. I will light one up in your honour.

Very nostalgiac. I've been paranoid about smelling burnt toast everytime I have in the past two decades as a result. Up there with the Great Canadian House Hippo or Astar, the Robot from Planet Danger. As far as Heritage Minutes go, still can't top this one about the Rocket putting up an eight...

I can't tell whether we're ragging on firearms enthusiasts, retards, or paranoid schizophrenics anymore. I fit all those categories though so fire away.

You got a loisence for that nail gun there mate?

I got a real itch to do some shooting again so I picked this up a couple weeks ago: Little rusty, so I decided to go back to the fundamentals with a semi-auto rimfire. Broke the front sight adjustment tool immediately so I slapped a reflex sight on there. Turns out I have astigmatism. Seems a...

That is a very good question.

That is Battleship Mountain, outside of Hudson's Hope, British Columbia (Canada). They probably wouldn't let me back in Washington after my last trip there.

@BarnBuster summoned me from the abyss, so here I am back in my old stomping grounds. I've been back on the reefer and less on the drink lately so I've had RIU and the fine folks here on the brain recently anyway. Here's a picture of me taking a picture on a hike. I wasn't actually taking a...

I was in the process of making this old classic joke, but I looked up and saw you beat me to 'er. You win, at scooters and fat girls

Finally got the jab. Can I start dunking on folks who haven't now or did I waive that right by taking so long? Thought I was being smart by asking to get er in my non-dominant shoulder. Turns out that outside of writing and playing with my pecker I don't really use my left hand for all that...

Thank you, thank you. I'm touched. You're all very fine people. I'll light a bowl in your honour as I attempt to smoke myself retarded this evening in order to forget the pain in my old aching bones and the fact that I'm another year closer to shuffling off of this mortal coil. Hope you're all...

Got me reminiscing about my deviant days of frequenting the strip clubs. In some parts of Canada we actually do throw coins at the peelers in addition to bills. Always a good stock of those coin rolls kept behind the bar for interested patrons. Loonies and toonies though, gotta have some...

This Carlin bit has been coming to my mind a lot recently.

It's interesting you know. Things around here started to open up a ways back. Naturally, people did not give a fuck about any of the safety recommendations, and naturally, cases have ramped up, now exceeding former peak levels. And people's response? Give less of a fuck. Speaking of stupidity...

Seems they all do come from that article. I would assume they did their research, he still has family around that could sue them. There was quite a lot of questioning of his credibility as a historian and researcher back in the 60s when he wrote about the assassination of JFK, though I suppose...

Recently finished reading Chris Hedges' War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning. There was a passage quoted in there from William Manchester's Goodbye Darkness where he viscerally describes his first kill in the Pacific War. Great writing, got me really interested in reading it. Turned out that...

Naturally. Probably best not to give nature any help though. And it makes for some great sensationalism.