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One puff two puffs, I'm hooked like handcuffs A thrush and a head rush, says that I've had enough I'm sprung hear it comes, down a pathway through my lungs A cloud of cluddered smoke, blends with my oxygen The one human being, can't give me this satisfaction Your centrifugal force, causes a...

wow it really pisses me off how this bullshit is in the Olympics its not even a sport all you do is push the thing and some people are sweeping lets get real now.:evil: and meanwhile playing professional marbles is out of the question.

wow i need a job but i need to get a new id i cant get an id because i have a warrent on my record but when i call them they tell me they see nothing on it i go to the dmv to get shut down because appenrtly it is on my record its just invisible to the police. if i dont get this shit done soon im...

best get your ass to houston asap talkin bout 5 dollars a pill

im tired of this ghey avatar someone got one i can steal from ya :hump:ill sex you up for it

alright fellow stoners its time to see who has the highest IQ take the test and it emails your results then post them here my iq is 122 bongsmilie IQTest.com

mary jane i just cant cant explain how i need you in my brain when shits insane you heal the pain and trick your game since i met you lifes just not been the same now im not the type that get involved in long relationships takin trips and buyin gifts im sorry im not on that shit but you give it...

lol did anyone else play it while waiting for RIU to update. i got to lvl 7:leaf:

aight heres the deal im 6'2 and weigh like 145 pounds i eat constantly especally when i got the munchies but i dont gain weight , im trying to put on more pounds and eating isent working any other ideas?:hump:

hahah i thought it was funny on the movie but my mexican friend whos never touched a golf club in his life swings the same way lmao and hes not that bad LOL!

so i was thinking would it be possible to smoke out of a dryer? cause when your using it the air comes flows out and into that hose you have connected to the outside or ventalation or whatever. if you put alot of weed in a dryer and started it do you think it would be able to burn without A...

woo finally got moved in last monday the power went out for 3 days cause of a "misunderstanding" got it back on yesterday and my internet this morning ^^ its good to be back:blsmoke:

to break in the the new house my brother got us a new bong :mrgreen::blsmoke:it def beats my ducttape glass steamroller

god moving sucks , having to pack a million boxes and ect whoever wants to come help i got the beers in the cooler and the j's rolled up:blsmoke:

i think texas should remove itself from the united states and become its own country , texas is the only state that can break off and do that if im not correct? then we could make weed legal in texas , problem solved .... but how to do it.:confused:

so yea awhile back my glass steamroller broke a big chunk off down the side so i just took the duct tape to it and its working beautiful again even though it looks ghetto as hell duct tape really does fix everything:mrgreen:

anyone ever tried it and if so the pro's and con's ive heard a few things but mostly that the orgasm feels crazy good i think i might like to try this with a special lady but would like to know if anyone else has tried it and was it a good experiance or a bad one.

ok so im high i got the munchies its 3 in the morning i go and grab one of those small 35 cent bags of chips from my kitchen and wtf!???????????:confused: this bitch is empty , the bags not open and theres not a single morsel inside :evil: who else has had their dreams shattered by a travesty...

while smoking outside i saw an ant hill and thought if insects teamed up could they kill everyone in the world even with our technology and superior size? :confused: what do you think.

ok i have 9 plants left out of 20 or so sprouts planted back in april not only can i not harvest them due to moving away but something has kill 5 out of 9 , the stalks were all bent and broken and just laid there until they died :/ not something i wanted to see , hopefully something better next...