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  1. Metasynth

    Sure would like a free ViparSpectra XS2000

    @ViparSpectra i would like a free light please USA @Jeffislovinlife @Laughing Grass @Blue Wizard help me win this free light. You don’t need to do anything, I just needed to ‘@‘ three peeps…sorry, lol
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    RIP Betty White…2021 keeps sucking

    My gf just told me Betty White died. Damn, she was a fucking OG
  3. Metasynth

    The Backpacking Thread

    Fuck it. This is gonna be a place to discuss backpacking. In all it's dirty, trail trash glory. Feel free to discuss all things backpacking and hiking, at all levels of experience. Planned trips, unplanned trips, past trips, favorite trails, least favorite trails, special spots, secret...
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    Tell me about your Bicycle

    Yeah. Like it sounds. I know at least a few members here ride. I'd love to hear about your experience. What type of riding you do, what kinda bike you use, any upgrades or hacks you've done to it. Pictures are a huge plus! @Laughing Grass @sarahJane211 are the ones that come to mind off the...
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    Diabeetus is Dead?!?!?

    Holy Fuck! No one told me the Diabeetus Guy died! Apparently, from a kidney ailment that was a result of a complication of...diabetes. Fuck! RIP Wilford Brimley...Died August 1, 2020
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    Rate your Penis

    Send me a pic, and I will heterosexually rate your penis and post the results here. Simple as that.
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    Gig Worker? Self Employed? Want a free $1000????

    If you're a gig worker, self employed, or an independent contractor, you can apply for an SBA loan called an EIDL, and if you are ELIGIBLE for the loan, you get $1000 transferred to your account. You can then deny the loan, and keep the $1000 without paying it back. The $1000 they transfer into...
  8. Metasynth

    How many of us on RIU are sociopaths?

    I suspect a lot more than anyone can imagine.
  9. Metasynth

    Need to buy a new cardigan for my penis...

    Was thinking about something festive? I dunno, it may be a bit much for something I can only really pull off wearing for a few weeks out of the year. Any suggestions? Maybe something more versatile?
  10. Metasynth

    Pubic Service Announcement

    Penis Mmm penis
  11. Metasynth

    Peenywise Discussion

    I was just wondering if anyone else has smoked the peen? I know I’m a huge fan of the peen. I mean I first smoked some peen I found in the bathroom stall at a random rest area one time, and this other time I smoked Bodhis peen. Was just wondering if any other peen smokers were out there, and...
  12. Metasynth

    ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

    penis That is all. Discuss.
  13. Metasynth

    Alaskan Members! I need your help!!!

    Please don’t let Justin Scott Schneider have any peace in life. Ever This piece of shit makes me wanna fly up there and beat his face into a pulp. I’m not violent, but I’d fucking destroy this monster.
  14. Metasynth

    Ad Memorium et Pinworm

    Penis. Penis penis penis, penis Penis~~~ Penis May Jeebus hold your dick for eternity, my friend. Missing you always. -Yours Forever, SnuggleBumpkin
  15. Metasynth

    Surprise!

    My ex of nine years called me three weeks ago on a Sunday. She says “I had a baby yesterday, I didn’t know I was pregnant. It might be yours.” Turns out, i am the father. I know y’all have questions, mainly about the whole “didn’t know I was pregnant”. She’s not lying, she smoked and...
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    I think I’m screwed

    no lube. I’ve been goin through sorta a tough financial time. My whole family has been dealing with some shit, and I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck. Well, my car just crapped out. Maybe Bucks beater thread was prophetic. But I find this epic auto failure happening on the eve of when all...
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    Happy birthday Fiona the cat!

    Happy birthday you cute little kitty!
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    Blakes Back Yard

    Standing here in the middle of wilderness, surrounded by nature, I create this thread. Lol the irony of creating a thread midst hike isn’t lost on me, but this is literally my back yard, and this, my view as I press the create thread button.
  19. Metasynth

    SickFest 2018 ... Calling all Sickos

    Roll Call... Sick since 12/29, still sick now.
  20. Metasynth

    Awesome Sauce

    I mean semen. Semen.
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