
03-14-2007, 08:06 AM
|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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| | Difference between Democrats and Republicans | | A democrat family lives in a house that has problems. When the head of household wants to fix the house, he hits up everyone living there and all the neighbors to chip in [raises taxes]. They all bitch. Things get fixed slowly, but payment is made on delivery.
They sell the house to republicans. Republicans promise the residents everything will be hunky-dorey fast when they move in. It is. They borrowed $140,000 [deficit spend/borrow money] to make it all perfect. The neighbors' kids will have to pay it back when they grow up, but who cares, everything's great now.
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03-14-2007, 08:22 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: dixie
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| | lol, good one Dank!
i can't help but wonder though, if the house was all fixed up when the reps bought it why did they have to borrow so much $ to get it right? 
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03-14-2007, 08:25 AM
|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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| | Remodeling.
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03-14-2007, 08:31 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: dixie
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| | hahaha, lol
so it comes down to creative differences. 
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03-14-2007, 08:43 AM
|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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| | Pretty much, yeah.
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03-14-2007, 08:52 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: dixie
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| | seems about right to me.
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03-14-2007, 03:02 PM
|  | The Love Doctor Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jun 2006
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| | and the best part.... they use each other to keep themselves stuck in the same old house.... neither one can see beyond the walls of this OLD house.. | 
03-14-2007, 03:10 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I am trapped in a space time continuem
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| | The democrats live the the trailor with all the garbage laying around. They don't fix the place up. Spend all their (okay it's welfare) money on booze and gasoline. The kids run wild and steal from the neighborhood. Redneck yard of the week. Whoops sorry that is just my Democrat neighbors. | 
03-14-2007, 03:40 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Socialist Republic of Kalifornia
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| | The family of Democrats buy the house using FHA financing where the government guarantees the loan in the event the family can't make the payments. The family lives in the home without making a single payment. It takes months and months to foreclose on the mortgage and months more for the lender to get the Sheriff to evict the democrat family. The government (taxpayers) are left holding the bag. In the meantime, the Republican family is working their asses off on three different jobs in an effort to save enough money for a down payment. A friend suggests that they check out forclosed properties, which they do. And, lo and behold, they come across the democrat family's foreclosed home. At that point, the Republican family buys the home at a great price, fixes it up, lives in it for five years, continues to work their asses off, sells it at a teriffic profit and moves to a larger home in a much nicer neighborhood. The Democrat family was last seen mumbling something about those "Greedy, Evil, Rich, Rebublican Bastards." Vi
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03-14-2007, 04:31 PM
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