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    I always thought Captain Planet was some kind of democrips conspiracy, trying to get us to give them monies for air..to indoctrinate the youth into giving them this money for nothing and probably chicks for free...you know kinda like the reblooducans and kosh brothers try to tell us its all a big scam, hell they are right paritially but ya know..its all mafia conspiracies by the corrupticians ultimately....then I realized something...




    Now watch the credits:



    There did you see it..Fucking 00:02 Ted Turner......Holy shit..TED FUCKING TURNER!! What can we draw from this? IDK...Just got stoned and watched captain planet.
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    for god sakes isn't anyone else gonna look into this?!??!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Tur...ner_Foundation
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    Bro, I did soooo much research on cpt planet as a kid and came to the same conclusion that I did with most shows. I need a fucking super power. done.
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    In an even more interesting twist...Captain Planet and the Magic School Bus Characters.......

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    EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME!


    AND WHO IS BEHIND IT!??!?

    YOU GUESSED IT!



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    Quote Originally Posted by deprave View Post
    In an even more interesting twist...Captain Planet and the Magic School Bus Characters.......

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    EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME!


    AND WHO IS BEHIND IT!??!?

    YOU GUESSED IT!



    The perfect mix of race and gender.

    White/ginger male.
    White blonde female.
    Black guy.
    Asian girl.
    Asian guy.

    Who is missing?

    The jews because they are destroying the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrotie Mcboogerballs View Post
    Bro, I did soooo much research on cpt planet as a kid and came to the same conclusion that I did with most shows. I need a fucking super power. done.
    Please tell us more of your findings...We are on to something here I know it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lifegoesonbrah View Post
    The perfect mix of race and gender.

    White/ginger male.
    White blonde female.
    Black guy.
    Asian girl.
    Asian guy.

    Who is missing?

    The jews because they are destroying the planet.
    Which planet is this? Its not earth as I have proven in the OP....

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    Quote Originally Posted by deprave View Post
    Which planet is this? Its not earth as I have proven in the OP....
    Its earth, after the Jews destroyed it through global warming, causing the tectonic plates to shift, until Captain Planet saved the day and destroyed all corporations.

    duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lifegoesonbrah View Post
    Its earth, after the Jews destroyed it through global warming, causing the tectonic plates to shift, until Captain Planet saved the day and destroyed all corporations.

    duh.
    CAPTAIN PLANET ON AIDS, WHY DID CAPTAIN PLANET TRY TO TELL THE KIDS AIDS IS OKAY?!?! Hmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by deprave View Post
    CAPTAIN PLANET ON AIDS

    Ted Turner trying to spread AIDS.
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