Captain Planet Conspiracy

I have researched this a bit further and will update everyone as I uncover more about this...fraud..Captain Planet...Pfft...Turns out he is not even pro-enviroment, maybe on planet zytor or whatever the fuck planet is pictured frequently in his show...here he is pictured with his planiter cohorts throwing aluminium in with cardboard! AND ALL WITH THAT BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE!

Originally Posted by deprave

CAPTAIN PLANET ON AIDS, WHY DID CAPTAIN PLANET TRY TO TELL THE KIDS AIDS IS OKAY?!?! Hmmmm

becuase back when this cartoon came out there were some very ignorant veiws about aids going about. its very much along the same lines as if a cartoon did a bullying episode

Originally Posted by ginjawarrior

becuase back when this cartoon came out there were some very ignorant veiws about aids going about. its very much along the same lines as if a cartoon did a bullying episode

It was a joke but I will play along....

The cartoon is not being completely honest, he should of just explained how you can get aids. I might go as far as say he could have contributed to the spread of aids with this speach

1) You can use the same water fountain- Maybe its a sharp water fountain and cut someone with aids, maybe you have a cut on your lip...
2) A rat is your midst has been spreading aids- This could leave one to believe that "rats" or the dirty man pictured (Dirty men wearing trenchcoats spread aids)
3) or even the same cafeteria -Well you could just so long as you aren't having unprotected sex or doing smack in said cafeteria
4) Tom hasn't changed - In fact he has, Tom has aids so his immune system is breaking down, this brings about dramatic changes obviously. The kids should be taught to be careful not to get tom sick so they don't compromise his immune system. They shouldn't be rubbing sweaty elbows together on the basketball court, now if it was HIV thats different but he clearly says aids.


I would argue that Mr Turner, Captain Planet, and Coach are all guilty of continuing the spread of disinformation about aids and HIV in this episode. If I watched this as a child I would think that its ok to drink from bloody drinking fountains with a cut lip after someone with aids, I would also avoid men in trench coats at all costs, and if offered I might accept someones used needle while shooting up smack in the cafeteria or have unprotected sex. Thus I conclude that Mr Turner and his animated friends conspired to spread aids.

Originally Posted by deprave

It was a joke but I will play along....

The cartoon is not being completely honest, he should of just explained how you can get aids. I might go as far as say he could have contributed to the spread of aids with this speach

1) You can use the same water fountain- Maybe its a sharp water fountain and cut someone with aids, maybe you have a cut on your lip...
2) A rat is your midst has been spreading aids- This could leave one to believe that "rats" or the dirty man pictured (Dirty men wearing trenchcoats spread aids)
3) or even the same cafeteria -Well you could just so long as you aren't having unprotected sex or doing smack in said cafeteria
4) Tom hasn't changed - In fact he has, Tom has aids so his immune system is breaking down, this brings about dramatic changes obviously. The kids should be taught to be careful not to get tom sick so they don't compromise his immune system. They shouldn't be rubbing sweaty elbows together on the basketball court, now if it was HIV thats different but he clearly says aids.


I would argue that Mr Turner, Captain Planet, and Coach are all guilty of continuing the spread of disinformation about aids and HIV in this episode. If I watched this as a child I would think that its ok to drink from bloody drinking fountains with a cut lip after someone with aids, I would also avoid men in trench coats at all costs, and if offered I might accept someones used needle while shooting up smack in the cafeteria or have unprotected sex. Thus I conclude that Mr Turner and his animated friends conspired to spread aids.

LOL i dont think you can expect captain planet (aimed at young kids) to give a sex ed lesson while explaining the ins and outs of aids transmission

1. sharp drinking fountains are the norm for kids??
2. lol right...
3. again sex education/ drug educations is appropriate for the target audience
4. first you have to convince people the aids sufferer isnt evil

"I would argue that Mr Turner, Captain Planet, and Coach are all guilty of continuing the spread of disinformation about aids and HIV in this episode"


your missing an opportunity here it wasn't ted turner it was the zionist illuminati reptilian over lords plot. its their depopulation plan that makes everybody want to get aids while they are maneuvering their kenyan overlord into a position of power in the greatest christain nation that god has every bestowed upon the earth so that he could destroy the very foundations of freedom by letting illegal youths play hacky sack unhindered

Your response to the most important point ...The disinformation that dirty men in trenchcoats spread aids.....is "lol right..."

After viewing this episode featuring men in trench coats accused of spreading aids as a child...I would believe that this is where aids comes from. This is not good, think of all the people in trenchcoats who were bullied or riduculed following this episode...could this have been at the very core of the "Trench Coat Mafia" psyche at columbine on that fatal day? Perhaps the very reason they were bullied? We will never know...But what we do know as per Coach and Cpt Planets courageous speech...Is that men in trench coats allegedly spread aids, that it doesn't come from a drinking fountain, from doing smack, nor from having unprotected sex in a cafeteria. I place the blame squarely on Mr Turner for Colubine, the spread of aids, and yes perhaps even hacky sack..a game which plagues hippies everywhere..only if they knew that there was games which are filled with much more entertainment..In a world without Mr Turner and Cpt Planet they just might..

Originally Posted by deprave

Your response to the most important point ...The disinformation that dirty men in trenchcoats spread aids.....is "lol right..."

After viewing this episode featuring men in trench coats accused of spreading aids as a child...I would believe that this is where aids comes from. This is not good, think of all the people in trenchcoats who were bullied or riduculed following this episode...could this have been the very core of the "Trench Coat Mafia" psyche at columbine on that fatal day? Perhaps the very reason they were bullied? We will never know...But what we do know...Is that men in trench coats allegedly spread aids, that it doesn't come from a drinking fountain, from doing smack, nor from having unprotected sex in a cafeteria. I place the blame squarely on Mr Turner for Colubine, the spread of aids, and yes perhaps even hacky sack..a game which plagues hippies everywhere..only if they knew that there was games which are filled with much more entertainment..In a world without Mr Turner and Cpt Planet they just might..

slow day at the office, not enough cbd's in your life or you taken so many of those "red pills" that your getting burnt out?

Originally Posted by ginjawarrior

slow day at the office, not enough cbd's in your life or you taken so many of those "red pills" that your getting burnt out?

I am sorry do you still not realize I am joking somehow? This post confuses me. You know your in a thread about captain planet right?

Originally Posted by deprave

I am sorry do you still not realize I am joking somehow? This post confuses me. You know your in a thread about captain planet right?

that would be option A. "slow day at the office" although considering the subject i dont think it precludes B or C from being true?

"You know your in a thread about captain planet right?" you know this is in politics right?

while i know you were kidding your wingnut libertarian views quite often fall to poe's law

you want to be taken seriously as a wingnut libertarian dont be surprised when people take your "nonsense" seriously as there doesnt seem to be a clear line between the 2