Harness Zombies for Decreased Oil Dependance

Vermin is the best. He's the only Democrat I'd vote for.

Vermin 2012!

A very worth canididate and I would definitely vote for him if a libertarian didn't have a chance at winning. Maybe next year, I would definitely vote him over Obama or Mittens.....also I like ponies.

At first , i was like, WTF this is stupid, but then when he started listing all the dental things it all of a sudden made complete sense. Satire at it's finest, he really gets his point across about how we all have been duped.


as far as the Zombies thing goes, I think they would unionize and demand fresh brain breaks far too often.

Any news on if Randall Terry turned gay after getting sprinkled with dust by Vermin?

Originally Posted by HereToday

Any news on if Randall Terry turned gay after getting sprinkled with dust by Vermin?

Nope, but the US Government sprinkled 9/11 dust on some people in the middle east and that turned them all into Terrorists.

Vermin also has a time travel program wherein he will go back in time and strangle the baby Hitler...he's a very compelling candidate, plus I want a pony.

Originally Posted by Rob Roy

Vermin also has a time travel program wherein he will go back in time and strangle the baby Hitler...he's a very compelling candidate, plus I want a pony.

i want a pony, but for consumption. so i'll have to stick with the big O, under whose watch horse meat consumption has picked up quite a bit of steam.

althoughvermin would get me a pony, i don't feel confident about his pony consumption stances.