Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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Hillary's Indian Name

Senator Hillary Clinton was recently invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she become President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator and the fact that she had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle . The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s^^t it can no longer fly.
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lol. thanks for the laugh, med.

again with the special treatment....why you treat people differently because races, sex i mean why dont we all look at the next person as a human being as an individual you cant reward or punish the whole group for one individual doing....i mean cause he's black so we have to be sensitive about it because she's a woman so we have to treat her differently... then what about normal people who have nothing out of ordinary like white, male say the right thing but dont have anything "special" like who is his "special" umbrella man?

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Wow, you have really confused me now. Those were a joke son. Being a white man I feel I can make fun of myself. If you aren't a white man, then don't sweat the small shit, if you are, then lighten up.

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haha thats funny where did you get that one

thats a good one. that woman is definitely full of shit.

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rofl good good!

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