i just heard that they collect the presidents poo when he is away from home and has to take a dump. it seems they can get dna from it and determine the health of the pres by his poo. they say poo will tell you everything about a person. so they have these guys that save the poo when the pres poos in other countries. then they bring it home and dispose of it properly. they say this technique has been used in the past by other countries including the US. we checked gorbechevs poo when he was here. not for dna but things like diabetes. if they can determine the health of a world leader they can release it to the press for whatever means they feel fit. either for or against......

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you have no idea how funny the word "poo" is right now

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Wow that is the single most bizarre thing I've ever heard in my life. But they always say the truth is stranger than fiction.

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Certain companies are actually working on toilets for the everyday man that will alert someone if they are sick thru their poo

Spy vs. Crap????
LOL....I saw this over the past weekend....I think it was on spike tv????I do not fully recall because I was stoned at the time....
What a pile of crap!!!!hahahahahahahah!

There is a book I read years ago which peripherally deals with the scientific scrutiny of Bowel Movements....The Rebel Angels by Robertson Davies....
It's not just shit anymore....hehehehe
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I reckon he would have Big Sloppy ones full of corn and nuts LMAO

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it's a new show called "MANswers". funny show. i almost believe this story.

"the federal government will neither confirm nor deny if this is true."

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Yup, that was the show....
Hi fdd....IMO, the truth was revealed by that show....I think they also ran a segment dealing with the worlds most dangerous sport....turns out that it is the deadly sport of fishing.....more people died of fishing mishaps than other dangerous pastimes.....
Tight lines....
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Probably true, I believe it might be Japan, but some country actually does have a toilets that will diag. your poo and alert you if it finds anything...saw it on the news a couple of years ago....crazy stuff. Kind of like the new cars that e-mail you if they have problems or need maintenence. Could you imagine finding out you have some fatal disease through an email from your toilet....talk about shitty news

hahhahahahaha ol

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